oook. *suddenly transform into Postal Dude from Postal 2* BUTT SAUCE!!!! *unzips his pants takes a piss in Chupa's mouth and zipps it back up.* *and now causes completely insane mahem on the thread as Postal Dude!!!* *shoves the barrel of his m16 through a cats butt and uses the cat as silencer* *he shots it and a bunch of cats fly off of the barrel bouncing around the thread and when they hit a person they explode covering them in blood and guts.* *he then snorts cat nip and time slows down for him making him impossible to hit for his high on cat nip* Livin da gado vido baby!!!!