The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[SpaceMarines]

Yeah, get him strange angry face thing in a power-loader!

[First Blood]

No one can defeat Mad Mel!

[SpaceMarines]

But we can damn well try! *finds proton pack, puts on, charges up, fires at Mel-Queen*

[First Blood]

*loads up Mini-Gun* "I am gonna have me some fun!" *fires at Mel-Queen*

[OmegaZilla]

*Backs out and says a la Independence Day*
I'm Baaaaaaack!

[xenomorphine117]

me also w00tw00tw00t

[DeadCities]

No one can defeat Mad Mel!

If it bleeds.... WE CAN KIlLL IT. *starts pushing Queen Mel to the airlock.*

[Lie]

Welcome Back

[xenomorphine117]

epic fight o.o "watches*

[DeadCities]

Huzzah! *helps lie f**kup Mel-Queen*

[xenomorphine117]

*steals mel-queen's mel-mobile* nanananananaaanaaa lol

[#6.0]

*grabs napalm.....*

[xenomorphine117]

BURN THE BITCH !..err..MAN

[xenomorphine117]

*Crashes mel-mobile*
*police come*
Police:Okay sir we're gonna run you through some tests.
Xenomorphine: *drunk* OKAY GO AHEAD I CAN D-DO ANYTHING !
Police:Touch your nose
Xenomorphine: WHAT !?!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE !!! F**K YOU *Runs off* W00TW00tW00t

[DeadCities]

*Crashes mel-mobile*
*police come*
Police:Okay sir we're gonna run you through some tests.
Xenomorphine: *drunk* OKAY GO AHEAD I CAN D-DO ANYTHING !
Police:Touch your nose
Xenomorphine: WHAT !?!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE !!! F**K YOU *Runs off* W00TW00tW00t

OH NOES, MELQUEEN FOUND YOUR BOOZE! NOW WE CAN'T GET HIM TO SHUT UP ABOUT JEWS!