The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Sorry bro...

*gets dead TJ body under the bed and aims weapon at SpaceMarines's head*

EVERYBODY! GET BACK! HE CAN REGROW HIS HEAD AT ANY MOMENT!

*fires weapon*

[Lie]

I cant let this happen!

*runs and Punch's chupa in the face*

[Skinner]

*Sneaks over to TJ's body.*
What form of resurrection should we use?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*grabs Lie's arm as it hits his face and breaks it by the elbow, then punches his nose into his brain, causing him to pass out of pain.*

Ahem... plot hole ressurection, skinner.

[TJ Doc]

*hand falls pointing in the direction of the TARDIS*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

*eyes shine*

......how do i use it?

[TJ Doc]

*note in pocket reads: In the event of my death, simply drag me into the TARDIS*

[Lie]

Not so fast

Summoning



Take care of TJ Doc body I'll take Chupa

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*opens TARDIS doors and trows TJ body in there, then calls for an A-10C thunderbolt II airstrike on the ManBearPig*

30 SECONDS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eD_Lo61rAw

[SpaceMarines]

Sorry bro...

*gets dead TJ body under the bed and aims weapon at SpaceMarines's head*

EVERYBODY! GET BACK! HE CAN REGROW HIS HEAD AT ANY MOMENT!

*fires weapon*

*FWOOP!*

Really, now? Do you have any idea how annoying that is?

Oh, and TJ? I have the Necronomicon here; you don't need the stuff you stole from Doctor Who, I'll bring you back myself!

[TJ Doc]

*eyes snap open*

IT BEGINS!!!

*stands bolt upright*



OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

... Guess who's baaack?!

[Skinner]

Yeah! It worked!

[TJ Doc]

Well, the 'Doc' is in my name for a reason. 

[SpaceMarines]

Why aren't I in the picture? I know I'm the one who killed you, but I brought the Necronomicon to bring you back.

[TJ Doc]

You weren't in time! The TARDIS regenerated me. You're just outside its doors, out of view.

Spoiler

Also, I made it before you joined the fray.

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