The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

I sure know which Sarah I'll be using my drill on.

[Space Sweeper]

I sure know which Sarah I'll be using my drill on.


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110303151118/jurassicpark/images/b/b5/Sarahharding.jpg

sarah got you hard--ening...

SARAAAAHHH

[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin drills out of the wreckage, having shielded his allies from the collapse. As quickly as Scrap Iron can look out and realize, Dovahkiin shoots him in the head with a rivet. He falls dead as the group emerges from the debris.*

[KiramidHead]

Kiramid gets up, a bit dazed by all the rubble. He looks around, and sees an elevator on the other side of the room, still intact. He gestures towards it.

Kiramid: Come on, you guys. That's probably the way up to the top of the tower.

They enter the elevator. The look at the button panel, and Kiramid pushes the button assigned to the top floor.

[Charles Xavier]

Well done. You have passed Stage 2 and are well on your your way to the third. However, getting to the top floor (106th floor) won't be a cinch.

Strangefate, sensing the heroes in the elevator, sends more men to dispatch his kind guests. The elevator stops suddenly on the 15th floor. The doors open and in rush the Dreadnoks (minus Zartan and Road Pig).



Torch makes the first move and bursts flames with his flamethrower.

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[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin roars and smashes through the group, scattering them. He then uses incinerate! On torch and as Torch burns to death, Dovahkiin turns to the others, Sarah taking cover behind him.*

Sarah: Don't mess with my daddy!

[Space Sweeper]

is this one of them jepenise caretoons

[OmegaZilla]

is this one of them jepenise caretoons

Could be jevaginese.

[Charles Xavier]

The Dreadnoks surround our heroes, watching as Torch burns to ashes. A group of Cobra B.A.T.s march in to join the attack.



Monkeywrench throws a flash grenade, blinding our heroes. The B.A.T.s take this chance to seize Sarah and grab her by the arms and legs. They are ordered to tear off her limbs.

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At the same time, Zarana drop kicks KiramidHead.

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[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin roars in fury and drills into the ground, sending out a shock wave that stuns the B.A.T.s, making them drop Sarah. Dovahkiin then begins tearing the B.A.T.s limb-from-limb. In the midst of the slaughter, he catches a kick from Monkey Wrench before flinging him into a pillar, breaking his back.*

[Charles Xavier]

Buzzer and Ripper jump over Monekywrench's broken body and draw their weapons at Dovah, ready to disassemble him.

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[coolbreeze]

is this one of them jepenise caretoons

Could be jevaginese.

nerdinese

[Space Sweeper]

dis thread in a nootshell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3eTRB2kfsw#ws

[KiramidHead]

Buzzer and Ripper jump over Monekywrench's broken body and draw their weapons at Dovah, ready to disassemble him.

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Kiramid rises stealthily from ground, and slinks up behind Buzzer and Ripper. He chops their arms off, the jams their own weapons into their faces.

[Charles Xavier]

As Ripper and Buzzer drop dead, Zarana delivers KiramidHead another drop kick.