The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Dovahkiin]

*Sarah, sensing Tenenbaum's death, clasps her hands over her mouth as tears run down her cheeks.*

Sarah: Daddy!!! The bad man...he...turned Miss Tenenbaum into an angel...

*Dovahkiin grunts and shakes his head sadly before taking Sarah back toward the entrance of the cave.*

Sarah: Daddy's got an idea, guys!

*Dovahkiin looks back at Terx and Kiramid revs his drill as he points toward the collapsed cave entrance.*

[OmegaZilla]

Hi guys.

Just wanted you to know, it's raining sperm whales outside.

[Charles Xavier]

(Hmmm...um, thank you for sharing with us, OZ).

Can our heroes get out of the cave alive?

[Dovahkiin]

*Using his intense physical strength, Dovahkiin begins drilling through the rubble, destroying the rock enough for him to get his arms underneath. He roars as he lifts the rubble over the hole, creating an exit for the group. He roars as if telling them to go.*

Sarah: Come on!

*She runs through the exit.*

[OmegaZilla]

Sarah, you might just want to know that-

*Sarah is crushed to death by a falling sperm whale*

Uh, nevermind.

[Charles Xavier]

Outside, our heroes are immediately met with a greeting by Strangefate's forces.

Spoiler

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Flame has returned but has brought a friend along with him; Blitzwing. Both transform into their tank modes. Flame readies his flamethrower cannon while Blitzwing loads up some explosive rounds of his own.

They are both accompanied by a fleet of Assault Copter Dragonfly XH-1s and F.A.N.G.s, piloted by G.I. Joe Troopers and Vipers respectively. All are armed fully with miniguns and missiles.

A loudspeaker can be heard over one of the F.A.N.G.s. It is an audio message from Dr. Strangefate.

"I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?"

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Okay guys, three trials. three hints. Defeat my cronies here as my first trial, and I'll drop you your first hint. Each one will bring you a step closer and closer to me. 

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[Terx2]

*Outside the cave Flame, Firewall and Mainframe wait patiently armed as we rush to climb out*
*I walk out of the cave*
*Flame,Firewall and Mainframe point at me trigger ready*
*I quickly activate my duel disk and place down the five exodia pieces*
"Exodia! Obliverate!"

*Flame, Firewall and Mainframe and propelled by a power force, crippling them and unable to move*
*Dovahkiin, Sarah and KiramidHead climb out*
*I pull out my phone*
"Wow Strangefates media hijack's got two thousand hits on youtube. What about Christmas? Doesn't he know its October?"
*Faint grunts are heard from the fallen bots*
"Say your drills gonna need fuel for the trip."
*Dova looks over the wrecked bots. Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into him*
Sarah: "They're in a better place now. Where the bad man can't get them."

Hi guys.

Just wanted you to know, it's raining sperm whales outside.

I thought they were alpacas?

Sarah, you might just want to know that-

*Sarah is crushed to death by a falling sperm whale*

Uh, nevermind.

"You fool it was her stunt double!"

[Charles Xavier]

*Outside the cave Flame, Firewall and Mainframe wait patiently armed as we rush to climb out*
*I walk out of the cave*
*Flame,Firewall and Mainframe point at me trigger ready*
*I quickly activate my duel disk and place down the five exodia pieces*
"Exodia! Obliverate!"
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*Flame, Firewall and Mainframe and propelled by a power force, crippling them and unable to move*
*Dovahkiin, Sarah and KiramidHead climb out*
*I pull out my phone*
"Wow Strangefates media hijack's got two thousand hits on youtube. What about Christmas? Doesn't he know its October?"
*Faint grunts are heard from the fallen bots*
"Say your drills gonna need fuel for the trip."
*Dova looks over the wrecked bots. Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into him*
Sarah: "They're in a better place now. Where the bad man can't get them."

Hi guys.

Just wanted you to know, it's raining sperm whales outside.

I thought they were alpacas?

Sarah, you might just want to know that-

*Sarah is crushed to death by a falling sperm whale*

Uh, nevermind.

"You fool it was her stunt double!"

Um Terx, Mainframe and Firewall aren't at the battle scene. And second...er, Firewall's a girl.

But hey, good luck with tackling the helicopter fleet with Flame and Blitzwing.

[Dovahkiin]

*Dovahkiin launches several heat-seeking RPGs, destroying roughly a third of the fleet*

Spoiler

When it comes to OZs crazy posts guys, treat them like Samohts. Just ignore them.

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[Terx2]

Come on it took me ten minutes to write out a perfectly good scene. Than I got a notification of a new post while typing it and had to rewrite to fit it, than do it again, and again. Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here? You don't think that... dfgfhsojhegoaehgohvnxg

*quit*

[Charles Xavier]

Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here?

*Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into HIM*

Ah, now there's your little problem.  But I do commend your effort, Terx. 

The rest of the fleet gives it all they've got against Dovah and his friends. Flame and Blitzwing close in for the attack and blast away.

[Terx2]

Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here?

*Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into HIM*

Ah, now there's your little problem.  But I do commend your effort, Terx. 

The fleet gives it all they've got against Dovah and his friends. Flame and Blitzwing close in for the attack and blast away.

Meh there robots so they can't really have a gender It's 2 AM give me a break

[OmegaZilla]

Spoiler

When it comes to OZs crazy posts guys, treat them like Samohts. Just ignore them.

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[Charles Xavier]

Also I never mentioned Firewalls gender. How is that of any relevance here?

*Sarah walks up onto Firewall and stabs her syringe into HIM*

Ah, now there's your little problem.  But I do commend your effort, Terx. 

The fleet gives it all they've got against Dovah and his friends. Flame and Blitzwing close in for the attack and blast away.

Meh there robots so they can't really have a gender It's 2 AM give me a break

Ah, another mistake! Firewall is a Joe! 

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Robots not having genders?! Ahem, these Autobots beg to differ. 

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[close]

Have a rest Terx. Sounds to me like you've had a long day. 

[Dovahkiin]

f**k it, I tried.