The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cal427eb]

*Slowly stands up*



Charles.... your time has come....

[Trainer Red]

*Slowly stands up*



Charles.... your time has come....

...

Well someone's f**ked.

[Dovahkiin]

*Slowly stands up*



Charles.... your time has come....

...

Well someone's f**ked.

Ehh...fought worse.

[Charles Xavier]

Not on my watch, Cal. 

"Seize these two buffoons and have them castrated immediately!" 

Chuck watches through a monitor as Hun-Grrr and the Night Creepers have Lie and Cal trapped to a corner.

"Don't let them get out of my maze!"

[Cal427eb]

Would that really work on me, Charles?

*looks at Lie who throws him his sword while I do a front flip and with one slash takes  out all of the enemies *

*I proceed to slowly walk towards Charles with a crazy grin on my face *

[Charles Xavier]

(Now how on Earth did you get out of my maze?)



Yikes! Oh no, you don't!

*psychically manipulates Cal to turn his sword against Lie*

[Lie]

*Kicks Cal in crouch and takes the sword out of his hand*

[Cal427eb]

I would not be standing here right now if that had happened to me...

[Vepariga]

grrrr

*gets to my feet and spits blood on the ground,I draw power as spiritual energy surrounds me and electrifies the air I swing my blade with force as Dovah blocks with his shield sending him backstepping a few paces. I stab with peicing energy as Dovah delfects the blow from his chest but fails to deflect it away from his body as the blade goes straight through his right bicep. I pull my sword out from Dovahs arm as blood spurts on the ground and turn my body to Dovahs back and slash his back with my blade deeply. I then kick the legs out from Dovah making him fall to the ground in a bloody mess*


'The only reason I dont kill you is becuase your too much fun."

[Lie]

*Pats Cal on the back*

You repress those memorise.



*Breaks a hole roof and Susano'o grabs Cal and jumps out of Charles den cause it to crumble on top of him*

That's 2 you owe me for now.

[Cal427eb]

*waves at Charles as we fly away* 

[Trainer Red]

*waves at Charles as we fly away* 

-Watches Cal and Lie fly past the peak of Mt. Silver-

..?

[Dovahkiin]

grrrr

*gets to my feet and spits blood on the ground,I draw power as spiritual energy surrounds me and electrifies the air I swing my blade with force as Dovah blocks with his shield sending him backstepping a few paces. I stab with peicing energy as Dovah delfects the blow from his chest but fails to deflect it away from his body as the blade goes straight through his right bicep. I pull my sword out from Dovahs arm as blood spurts on the ground and turn my body to Dovahs back and slash his back with my blade deeply. I then kick the legs out from Dovah making him fall to the ground in a bloody mess*

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'The only reason I dont kill you is becuase your too much fun."

*Gets up slowly, grunting in pain and holding my cut arm*

I...could say the same to you.

WULD NAH KEST!!!

*Using whirlwind sprint, I appear in front of Vep. I deliver a crushing blow to Vep's chest. A distinct popping noise is heard as Vep stumbles back. I throw shield to the side and pull out my dagger as well as my sword. I charge at Vep bellowing loudly as Vep swings. This is what I count on.*


TIID KLO UL!!!

*Time slows as Vep is caught in mid swing, vulnerable. I slice across Vep's leg, hitting the bone and breaking the slow Down. I then grab Vep's shoulders and headbutt him several times. As blood trickles down my own forehead, I base kick Vep in the stomach, making him tumble violently until he stops*

Gah!

*My back injury continues to cause me great pain.*

[Charles Xavier]

A hand emerges from the rubble. I clench my fist in rage, shaking it hard as Lie and Cal make their escape.

"You will regret this day, you two. Mark my words." 

"Constructicons, it's time to build our new base."



Edit: A short while later...

A Combat Jet Skystriker and a Cobra Rattler follow Lie and Cal on their flying thingy-majiggy. Inside them are pilots Ace and Wild Weasel.






Chuck contacts them through voice-over on their radios.

"Knock 'em down, boys. Show no mercy." 

The pilots initiate attack by firing heat-seeking missiles at their targets.

[Lie]

*A bright flash knocks every member out, slow everyone wakes up*


Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

*Everyone looks down and sees that their bound to the ground*

Insanity is doing the exact... same f**king thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I stabbed him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these f**king pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same f**king thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...

*Gets up a kicks every member in the gut one by one*

you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a f**king problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? f**k you! Okay? f**k you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed most you already... and it's not like I am f**king crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

*Points upwards*



Oh that? I took the liberty of taking over the world in your... absence.

*Takes the sword up and slices everyones throats*


I'm done with playing fair.