The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OpenMaw]

*But then I undid it so everything is cool again.*

True story, folks.

[Dovahkiin]

*decapitates with sword*
No.
*reactivates bomb*
Now...as I was saying... Ahem..BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[OmegaZilla]

Why has it always to do with nukes.
*Shoots nuke with a teleporter ray*

[OpenMaw]

"Now you're thinking with Portals." 

[OmegaZilla]

The cake is a LAAIE

[Dovahkiin]

Awwww....you teleported my tea bomb. It was going to give atomic power tea to everyone...

[OmegaZilla]

I have Omega Tea (C). I could care less.

[Dovahkiin]

Fine...okay..if that's how you feel...

I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!!

[OpenMaw]

Did someone say nuclear?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1SyS7YYzVg#ws




*Epic manly pelvic thrust*

Hey, OZ... *Steals is Tea* NOW WHAT!? HUH!?

[OmegaZilla]

*Sips a cup of tea*

Yeah, what?

I've got entire planets dedicated to  Omega tea farming.

[Dovahkiin]

Die!

*FUS RO DAHs omegazilla off a 10,000 foot tall cliff.*

[OmegaZilla]

NNnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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aaaaaayyyyy -- Hey! There's a penny down here!

[OpenMaw]

*Sips a cup of tea*

Yeah, what?

I've got entire planets dedicated to  Omega tea farming.

Ohhoho... I'm sorry, did I say I took some tea?  Mm, how unfortunate.

I meant I blew up the whole damn planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC7VU5SQfsE#

[OmegaZilla]

Oh that's fine. I've got plenty more.

[Dovahkiin]

NNnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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aaaaaayyyyy -- Hey! There's a penny down here!

A PENNY??? FOUL BEAST!!! The coin is MINE!!!!!