The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

Started by scarhunter92, Jan 31, 2010, 08:54:18 PM

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The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!) (Read 636,032 times)

Purebreedalien



Yeah, Mexico? I need a plane-load of tacos here right now. Like, before we're locked down. So fly you beautiful birds, fly!

King Rathalos

I guess I'm gonna have to Giga Drill Break that bitch of a monster to Oblivion, no not that Oblivion.


That was easy.

Ghost Rider


King Rathalos

Fight the power GR!

Ghost Rider

Quote from: King Rathalos on Jun 14, 2011, 06:57:53 PM
Fight the power GR!

I've been manipulated by many. Lucifer, Zadkiel, God. I serve no one now.

King Rathalos


Purebreedalien



D-Pooly in da house.

Cap. Fitzgerald

*watching from way outside the quarantine zone with Binoculars*
Ok Paco tranq all of em so that the government can put up a giant dome and we can get paid*
Ok
*Paco looks through the scope of his rifle and shoots Deadpool in the neck with enough tranq to take down 3 elephant*
Worm heads down
*Paco then lands hits on Chupa, L33t Link, and Rathalos*
How do I get Ghost Rider down?
*Fitz hands a special dart to Paco*
Hit him with this to make him human then tranq.
*Paco scores a hit with the first dart then hits Johnny Blaze with a tranq dart*
This is MXBH 1: They're all down, bring in the dome.
Now let's move Paco
*Paco and Fitz leave to go get paid*

Purebreedalien


chupacabras acheronsis

MY SYRINGE HAD METH

OHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**kOHf**k

L33T Link

*Starts to drift off while still flying his mech*

...Oh dear...Not good...

*Falls asleep as his mech falls into the city*




...Ouch...

King Rathalos


I WAS IN A GALAXY SIZED MECH IN OUTER SPACE HOW DID I GET HIT!!!!!!

scarhunter92

*shows up covered in dirt*

HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!



*opens it*

King Rathalos

Quote from: scarhunter92 on Jun 14, 2011, 08:32:09 PM
*shows up covered in dirt*

HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!



*opens it*

Aw shit! AW MAN! f**k THIS SHIT!!!!
*flies to the moon*

Purebreedalien

*Regains consciousness slightly*

Huhhhhrrrr?

*Is shot again multiple times*


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