The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[King Rathalos]

Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Deadpool is still standing there waiting*
Hey
*Deadpool turns around and sees Paco and Fitzgerald*
So you don't remember me?
And Chupa thought he was me? Someones getting a rifle upside their head!

[Ghost Rider]

Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

Are you saying that you are God?

[King Rathalos]

Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

Are you saying that you are God?

After defeating him in an arm wrestling match you could say I've reached god tier levels of strength.

[Ghost Rider]

Are you trying to push the King of the Heavens boy?

Are you saying that you are God?

After defeating him in an arm wrestling match you could say I've reached god tier levels of strength.

So have I.

[scarhunter92]

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hey Paco
Yes?
On three get your flamethrower ready ok
*Furiously cuts up potatoes with knife*
One
*groups up sliced potatoes*
Two
So that's what you're doing
*backs away a bit*
Three!
*Paco shoots his flame thrower briefly at the potatoes, frying them*
WHO WANTS FRENCH FRIES?!?

[OmegaZilla]

After defeating him in an arm wrestling match you could say I've reached god tier levels of strength.

Too much crack, dude.
Too much crack.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*eating French fires with Paco*
So how ya been man?  Business still good without me?
*Paco eats a few fries through a slot in his helmet*
Good enough, though this city is wild. I've only been in this city for a but and I've been sent to the hospital with most most of my bones broken already.
*Fitzgerald looks at him confused*
How'd that happen?
Spray and Pray
Oh. Wow
*Fitzgerald pulls out lemonade and drinks a bit*
Hey you got any tampico?
*Paco pulls out a large canteen*
You act like you don't know me Fitz
Heh, guess you're right.
*mixes lemonade and Tampico*
So since you're here I figure that teleporter in the ship worked?
Yeah. I may have acted like you for a little after getting out or something. Didn't try to really.
Eh, we're alike. Doesnt matter really. Met everyone yet?
Not all of the people you mentioned but a lot.
Eh... I guess they just went off to do some other stuff.

[OmegaZilla]

*eating French fires with Paco*

You sure have a strong stomach.

I can has fries tooooo. *Noms a bunch of fries*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I neversaid mine were cooled off
.... Wait.
*Jumps back and pulls out handgun*
Paco back away from it, I think it still has Thing cells!

[OmegaZilla]

I've never had Thing ceeeells.

*Points to Paco*
He does!
*Paco, revealed, starts transforming into a horrible mess of flesh, jaws and claws*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Paco and Fitzgerald stare at each other as Omega rolls around on the floor pointing at the sky and calling it Paco*
I think hes the one who had too much crack
Torch him?
Torch him.
*Paco fires his flamethrower at Omega who splits into multiple pieces of tentacled and toothed flesh that die seconds later*

[OmegaZilla]

Dude, you roasted Chupacabras!


I... I think you have contracted Pandorum.
You must be contained.
*Injects narcotic in Fitzgerald's arm and puts him in a cryotube*

[scarhunter92]

*picks up the cryotube and buries it*