The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

*Waving money at a stripper trying to get more of her attention in an attempt to spite Chupa*

What's going on here?

Hey man! You made it, catch!

http://booze2upreston.com/images/jd.jpg

Thanks.

*takes a seat.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*steals the stripper*

[Ghost Rider]

*takes a drink of Whiskey.*

This is good stuff.

[Lie]

*Gets 6 shots from the bartender, looks at Chupa taking a stripper into a back room*



*takes a shot and says to the bartender*

Can you believe that guy!

*Takes two shot*

Ah! I mean who the hell does it he think he is!

*Takes two more*

We're all here have a good time and his run off with a...

*Takes the last shot*

His ok ya'know, it's always my Dirty Tactics vs his Amry Thingys *Burp* I'll kill him one day.

*Bartender pours me one more shot*

Just you wait and see! 

[chupacabras acheronsis]

BUT THEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0VgnCiuFfA#

[Lie]

*Suddenly the bar is swamped with girls dancing to Aerosmith*

[Ghost Rider]

*Suddenly the bar is swamped with girls dancing to Aerosmith*

http://www.bikinibeat.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bikini-girls-dancing-on-bar.jpg
http://www.bikinibeat.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hot-bikini-girls-460x319.jpg

Its good to be a villain.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFSFR2s7Ig#


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Was unconscious and wakes up with the stripper on top of him*
WHAT THE HELL.
*Throws the stripper off and pulls out empty handgun*
What the hell is this? I am a sensible man with sensible morals.
*Grabs a magazine and loads it*
I don't do drugs, don't drink alcohol, and practice abstinence.
*Shoots the stripper then turns to Lie*
Then you f**king kidnap me and put me in this whore house?!?
*Shoots Lie dead center right between the eyes*
f**k you.
*Walks out of the whore house and the thread*

[Ghost Rider]

*Was unconscious and wakes up with the stripper on top of him*
WHAT THE HELL.
*Throws the stripper off and pulls out empty handgun*
What the hell is this? I am a sensible man with sensible morals.
*Grabs a magazine and loads it*
I don't do drugs, don't drink alcohol, and practice abstinence.
*Shoots the stripper then turns to Lie*
Then you f**king kidnap me and put me in this whore house?!?
*Shoots Lie dead center right between the eyes*
f**k you.
*Walks out of the whore house and the thread*

Calm down man. Do you still have the syringe?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHMYf**kINGLORDSWEETSHITCOCKLOVINGAPHRODITE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs#

WHY

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Pulls out the syringe*
Yes.

[Ghost Rider]

*Pulls out the syringe*
Yes.

Good. You'll need it.

[Lie]

*Walks out of the bathroom to find a stripper and my stunt double lying dead in a pool of blood*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Shoots the actual Lie twice in the body and once in the head*
No more excuses.