The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Ghost, you better not be f**king with me.



it sure rised early.

Fitz, there is an airfield south, i might snatch a Blackhawk there, or who knows, we could hit jackpot and find an apache.

[Ghost Rider]

Hm, more humans. This should be fun.

*takes out his Beretta 92F*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hopefully it's the later.
But with our luck....

[Ghost Rider]

Blasted Humans, I'll get them another time.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

We're here!



that little town is a NATO outpost! the Russians are said to be Coming from Kolgujev, which they took over two months ago! if they are going to invade, its going to be through that beach!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Interesting.
*Looks around*
So Chupa, where exactly did you get this old thing?
I'm surprised it's holding our weight really.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*skipping the part in which i crash the horribly and kill to civilians*

The tank commander says we've got enough hardware, but they need capable men, at least until reinforcements arrive.



doesn't this look fun? we have have until noon.

*also skips the awesome montage of the small group of men getting ready, putting traps and defenses ala A-team, with Hard Rock and cheesy one liners*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Gets in the tank*
Lets go man!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

shit, fitz, i need you somewhere else, the tank will absorb like a motherf**ker so lets stay away, the guys can handle it. take a couple of guys with Javelins to the ridge. I'll be on a machine gun nest, chances are we will only slow 'em down so it'll be better if everyone retreats in a different way.

*starts rendering scenario*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Takes men up to the ridge*
Got it Chups!

[King Rathalos]

Blasted Humans, I'll get them another time.

Need help causing complete global saturation?

[Ghost Rider]

Blasted Humans, I'll get them another time.

Need help causing complete global saturation?

Complete global saturation.

[OmegaZilla]

Righto, Mr. Obvious.
*Sips tea*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Well guess what.

the game crashed.

[OmegaZilla]

THE GAME HAS CHANGED.
*Enters the Grid*