The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*A grappling hook lands next to Chupa's legs*
Hey man, can you grab my gun? Holding me back a bit.

[Purebreedalien]

Then DIE!!!

*dodges faster than the brain can comprehend and stands in front of Deadpool.*

We could have been partners. Why would you waste your time with low level scum?

People like you put people like me outta business! WELCOME TO DIE!

[Ghost Rider]

You have to catch me first.

[Purebreedalien]

*begins to teleport rapidly*

[Ghost Rider]

*barely manages to catch him*

Don't you want to know what its like to be a God?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*A grappling hook lands next to Chupa's legs*
Hey man, can you grab my gun? Holding me back a bit.

that's what you get for bringing a Range toy to warfare. hand me a couple drums, you lug your log.

*both get lost in the deep forest

[Purebreedalien]

*barely manages to catch him*

Don't you want to know what its like to be a God?

No, but once you go down to the Hell you came from you can ask my ol' pal Killebrew.

*teleports away*

*appears*

[Ghost Rider]

*dodges with inhuman speed.*



Is that a no?

[Purebreedalien]

Yes, that is a no... but...

[Ghost Rider]

Yes, that is a no... but...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/bullshawk3.jpg

Come now, let's be civil. I offer one more chance. Join me and you will have power beyond your wildest dreams.

[Purebreedalien]

Never!

[Ghost Rider]

Enough games! Join me now or die a horrible death!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*A grappling hook lands next to Chupa's legs*
Hey man, can you grab my gun? Holding me back a bit.

that's what you get for bringing a Range toy to warfare. hand me a couple drums, you lug your log.

*both get lost in the deep forest

*Hands Chupa four drums and a belt of grenades as they walk in the forest*
Actually I brought a bunch of heavy weapons Chups.
These AA-12 drums are loaded with only high explosive rounds. I always just keep them in the default military covers so they're all green. Gonna be fun to blow shit up again.
*Hands Chupa a roasted marshmellow*
Mind if we take a small pause so I can assemble my other weapons?
I can walk with this much weight but not climb.

[Purebreedalien]

Enough games! Join me now or die a horrible death!

[Ghost Rider]

Enough games! Join me now or die a horrible death!

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/dpswords.jpg

So be it.



*charges at Deadpool*