*Realizes Deadpool is sleeping with his mask on.*
Asshole.
*Pulls out two custom machetes*
Disemboweling time!
*runs forward and slashes multiple demons in half and in quarters*
Fantastic!
*Stops and struts forward towards more demons then pulls out his machetes and slashes in an X to the closest demons face*
Machete massacre!
*Dies another slash that send the demon flying away in two*
Burritos!
*Jumps up into the air and throws three throwing knives*
Feliz cumpleanos!
*While still in the air*
Stickie surprise!
*Throws down a Semtex grenade with C4 stuck to it*
This is my tease post? Get it?
*Angry, the demons charge at Fitz while he pulls out an AA-12*
Boom! Boom boom boom! Boom boom!
*Shoots the AA-12 40 times,taking out as many demons*
You were keeping record of that right site? Yes? Awesome!
*Sees the others*
I'll kill the leftover demons, don't worry!