The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

You misread... he recognized your voice from WHEN you were in the taco shop... anyways..

Jason pulls Deadpool back and hits him in the face twice, and twists.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Deadpools head twist back around*
Huh.
You wanna fight him or me pooly pool?

[Purebreedalien]

Sure.
Ok so what if I paid you to let me join?

"You gotta be kidding, right? You said you wouldn't steal my material again, but you did. How do I know I can trust you, lower-than-Bob?"

Sup mercfags.

You misread... he recognized your voice from WHEN you were in the taco shop... anyways..

Jason pulls Deadpool back and hits him in the face twice, and twists.
http://www.terrificator.com/pages/gallery/horror-movies/friday_the_13th/jason-cures-headache.gif

"That doesn't even look like me, and when were we in a corn field? You need images that are out of context, dude!
Fitz, find me later, we'll discuss this tomorrow."

Deadpool teleports out of the thread.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I stole your material again?
I didn't even know. I swear.
But fine. Tomorrow.
...
Hey Jason.

[King Rathalos]

*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg

"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven."

"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women "

[Space Sweeper]

"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women "

[Predator Queen]

*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg

"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven."
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1665169_o.gif
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women "

O_o

[King Rathalos]

"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women "

*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg

"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven."
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1665169_o.gif
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women "

O_o

It's a long story...

[Ghost Rider]

*in Hell*

It is time.

*A horde of demons come out of the Earth to attack Heaven itself.*

Soon Heaven will be part of my kingdom.

*suits up and goes to Heaven to destroy all those that won't submit to him.*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/54265/1031750-zarathos2.jpg

"Sorry to disappoint you but I already accidentally destroyed and crushed heaven."
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1665169_o.gif
"Like that."
"Oh, and Sorry Deadpool but I also accidentally killed all the large breasted women "

That just made things easier for me. Now, for the take over of the Earth.

[Predator Queen]

{Was in the corner reading a book}
You know as you get older ruling the world just seems too big of a hassle... but that has yet to hit me! {Closes the book and looks around}

[Ghost Rider]

{Was in the corner reading a book}
You know as you get older ruling the world just seems too big of a hassle... but that has yet to hit me! {Closes the book and looks around}

That's why I have Immortality.

[Predator Queen]

Good for you.... {Digs around in an bag full of her OCs} tempting to switch or at least add someone {Sticks her head in the bag} oh hell I cant use any of you guys... your either some weird hybrid or just meant for really horrible cross over fan fiction....

[Ghost Rider]

Now then.

*summons an army of Demons*

GO NOW FOR YOUR MASTER ZARATHOS!!! KILL ALL WHO RESIST!!!

[OmegaZilla]

*The deep, inhuman voice is heard again*
All this overpowered crap... I don't like.
*Jumps on King Rathalos and Headbutts him thrice, knocking him unconscious, then drains energy from him through the inner-tentacles*
*Opens an inter-dimensional gate*
*Grabs King Rathalos and throws him inside the portal, then closes it forever*
And this is for killing all the large breasted women, foo!


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Anyone up for a cup of tea?

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool teleports back into the thread.



"So Zatharos is planning to take over the Earth? Yep. Uh huh. How much? Deal."

Later...

"The guy said there's no plan to taking this guy down. Never liked plans anyway."