The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

*removes palm*

If you succeed in your mission, you will be greatly rewarded. Now go. Return to Hell when you complete your objectives.

*Returns to Hell.*

[Purebreedalien]

If you succeed in your mission, you will be greatly rewarded. Now go. Return to Hell when you complete your objectives.

Zatharos vanishes.

Urm.

Erm.

"You guys thinking what I'm thinking?"

Chimichangas?

How the Hell do we get to Heaven?

"I like what you did there. And yeah, hit the nail on the head."

What if we kill OmegaZilla first?

Well, that way we have to do more work, and if we spend our time figuring out how to get to Heaven that'll be better.

We could die?

"We need to find someone who can actually hurt us first, and going by our track record and our current mission, I doubt God will be too happy t' see us up there. And we'll probably find ourselves down back at Mission HQ.

That's Hell, right?

Yes. Yes it is.

Gotcha.

[Ghost Rider]

*meanwhile on the Throne of Hell.*

I made the right choice. He is the best man for the job. Now then.

*sends his spirit to Deadpool*

The entrance to Heaven is 50 miles to the east of you present location.

[Purebreedalien]

The entrance to Heaven is 50 miles to the east of you present location.

"Okey-doke!"

Deadpool pulls out his swords and they burst into flame, and strange symbols are etched onto the blades.

Woah! Can someone say Shishkebab?

Nice reference.

Why thank you.

Deadpool journeys east.

[Ghost Rider]

Now to begin my revenge.

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool walks along in silence.

Why are we walking?

Teleport belt, activate!

"Bodyslide by one."

Deadpool appears outside the portal.

[Ghost Rider]

He's moving faster than I expected. Good.

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool appears in Heaven, Bea Arthur greets him.

"Hello, Wade."

Deadpool's eyes widen and he smiles broadly.

"Ms. Arthur..."



Deadpool looks around, "So I'm supposed to take over this place?"

He sees happiness all around him.

"Why would anyone want to destroy this? Everything's perfect!"

Large breasted ladies hop by on pogo sticks.

Deadpool teleports back to Hell.

"Hey, Zatharos!"

Deadpool pulls out his Hellfire guns.

"Pay with your blood!"

[Ghost Rider]

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT YOUR MASTER!!! I MADE YOU, I WILL UNMAKE YOU!!!



YOUR SOUL IS NOW MINE, PERMANENTLY!!!

[OmegaZilla]

*The sword is expelled from the wound as OmegaZilla snarls and shrugs Lie off his head*

*Raspy, inhuman voice*
I dare you to 'disappear' again.
*Lie jumps but is catched by the oncoming tentacles that just squirmed out of OmegaZilla's inner jaw*
*The tentacles begin to puncture Lie in multiple places and start to drain fluids from him*

[Purebreedalien]

YOU DARE TO FIRE AT YOUR MASTER!!! I MADE YOU, I WILL UNMAKE YOU!!!

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YOUR SOUL IS NOW MINE, PERMANENTLY!!!

Deadpool holds his pistol up to Zatharos' skull.

"You wanted me to destroy people's faiths? Their hope of reuniting with their families? To annihilate the women on pogo sticks?! I made a good decision today, the right one, and now my voices are gone. You were better as Blaze, at least you protected the innocent."

Deadpool fires the Hellfire pistol and Zatharos' skull shatters, leaving the spirit to fly. Deadpool's eyes explode with fire and he falls to his knees. He is expelled from Hell and his body collapses onto the ground, scorched. His weapons and attributes return to normal, and his mind races before losing consciousness.

He lies still, temporarily dead.

[Ghost Rider]

*skull reforms*

His will is stronger than I thought. No matter, Heaven will still belong to me.

[King Rathalos]

"Alright shit finally hits the fan!"
*walks past Deadpools seemingly dead body*
"Pardon me...sir"
*heads towards OmegaZilla and stomps him into the ground and then blows the whole area around him to smithereens*

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[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool's body flies through the air from the blast and crashes through an unstable wall. He falls to the ground, still dead.

[The Ghoul]

Want me to hide deadpools body before I go off and play reach?