The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[ShadowPred]

I thought of eating when I read that.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Me too.
But not eating as in ora- Forget it.
Barbecue pork is what I thought of

[ShadowPred]

Well we all do eat orally, unless you meant orally in the sexual sense, then I begin to question things that I can't even imagine, and that doesn't even make sense.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Bad joke was bad.
Drop it plz.
*Pulls out cookies*
Who wants cookies?

[ShadowPred]

Poison cookies?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

No.
Triple chocolate chunk is the correct type of cookie.

[Predator Queen]

{Gags a bit} sounds like to much chocolate for my tastes...

[ShadowPred]

No.
Triple chocolate chunk is the correct type of cookie.

Bitch, please, we all know that oatmeal cookies beat out every other cookie out there.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Backs away slowly*
Your lack of chocolate disturbs me.
*Dips cookie in chocolate milk and eats it*

[ShadowPred]

*Backs away slowly*
Your lack of chocolate disturbs me.
*Dips cookie in chocolate milk and eats it*

*readies BFG*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Throws oatmeal cookie into ShadowPreds mouth*
Dont kill me plz

[ShadowPred]

*Throws oatmeal cookie into ShadowPreds mouth*
Dont kill me plz

*wipes oatmeal cookie off of face*


*death glare*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Crap.
Did that hit your face?
It was supposed to go in your mouth like so.
*Eats chocolate chunk cookie*

[KIBA918]

BFG, huh? Nice. Anyways, WHY DUZ NO ONEZ LIKE MEEEEZ!!!!?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Your a flesh eating zombie.
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