Hi there! I'm about 350 years old, and I'm a Yut... a Yaw...
I'm a Predator, whatever you call us. I'm not much good on hunts, but the other Predators love having me around for the HBO and Showtime packages. Incidentally, (and he'd probably kill me, skin me, and hang me up by my ankles for telling ya'll this), but The Wolf just LOVED The L Word.
Nah, I'm kidding, only kidding.
I'm 28, my name's not really Larry, and I can't really do anything to get you HBO or Showtime, but I do like the Predator and Aliens movies. I was just watching Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector, and thought this might be kind of a fun name to have on here.
And I don't know if The Wolf even liked The L Word.