And so I come back from school today. I go, as usual, by foot. It's raining, and at a certain point I notice some birds flying in the opposite way - they are Eurasian Woodcocks. I ignore them, until I feel a splash on my left leg; I look down and one of those birds just mistook me for a bird WC and released a monster shit right there, that splashed on my leg. Nothing too bad but it smelt like... well, shit. Bird shit. Like Ammonia. Bleh.