*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Rick Grimes]

Yeah bro, the friend-zone-alarm is going off all over the place.  I dunno, being friendly with a girl doesn't always end like a John Hughes film, ya know?  It's nice, you're genuinely this girl's friend, and you're a positive force in her life, a good man.  There aren't many of those dude.  I hope you keep this up and get some hot monkey sex in the end, for justice, for all of mankind.

The world needs more genuinely good men, Rick.  It is a lost strength, a forgotten power that leads all people to peace.

And my f**king name is also Josh.

Thank you RagingDragon for those kind words.



P.S.

Spoiler

She's a virgin who is also bisexual 

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[Sinister Serenity]

Yeah bro, the friend-zone-alarm is going off all over the place.  I dunno, being friendly with a girl doesn't always end like a John Hughes film, ya know?  It's nice, you're genuinely this girl's friend, and you're a positive force in her life, a good man.  There aren't many of those dude.  I hope you keep this up and get some hot monkey sex in the end, for justice, for all of mankind.

The world needs more genuinely good men, Rick.  It is a lost strength, a forgotten power that leads all people to peace.

And my f**king name is also Josh.

http://mrsgrapevine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jesse_jackson_cries.jpg

P.S.

Spoiler

She's a virgin who is also bisexual 

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Lmaoooo

[Rick Grimes]

The girl draws her own anime porn and is into some freaky deaky shit. One thing's for sure, whatever happens between the sheets, it's going to be crazy!

[Sinister Serenity]

ANIME PORN?!

DUDE, YOUR SET.

[Predaker]

The girl draws her own anime porn and is into some freaky deaky shit. One thing's for sure, whatever happens between the sheets, it's going to be crazy!

Yes, and you will get to hear all about it, being her best friend and all.

Welcome to the friend zone, my friend.

[Rick Grimes]

Well, I'll be sure to share more experiences I have with her on this thread. She also had the same problem when it came to having sex, she was scared and nervous. She understands I love her, but for now, I'll have to wait. So think of it as a "romantically energized friend-zone."

[Predaker]

Well, I'll be sure to share more experiences I have with her on this thread. She also had the same problem when it came to having sex, she was scared and nervous. She understands I love her, but for now, I'll have to wait. So think of it as a "romantically energized friend-zone."

Please tell me you are trolling.

[Rick Grimes]

Well, I'll be sure to share more experiences I have with her on this thread. She also had the same problem when it came to having sex, she was scared and nervous. She understands I love her, but for now, I'll have to wait. So think of it as a "romantically energized friend-zone."

Please tell me you are trolling.

Nope. Not at all. What I said is the truth.

[Sinister Serenity]

Oh man..

[Predaker]

Good luck to you, Rick Grimes.

[Master Chief]

Ok Rick, you're set and have all the advice you need to take on any girl that comes your way. Stay away from this thread and go play outside.

Well, I'll be sure to share more experiences I have with her on this thread. She also had the same problem when it came to having sex, she was scared and nervous. She understands I love her, but for now, I'll have to wait. So think of it as a "romantically energized friend-zone."

Please tell me you are trolling.

He is.

[Sinister Serenity]

Ok Rick, you're set and have all the advice you need to take on any girl that comes your way. Stay away from this thread and go play outside.

LOL

[Rick Grimes]

Well, I'll be sure to share more experiences I have with her on this thread. She also had the same problem when it came to having sex, she was scared and nervous. She understands I love her, but for now, I'll have to wait. So think of it as a "romantically energized friend-zone."

Please tell me you are trolling.

He is.

Why do you suspect me of trolling? I don't even mean to troll, nor do I intend to troll when I post comments.

[RagingDragon]

Ok Rick, you're set and have all the advice you need to take on any girl that comes your way. Stay away from this thread and go play outside.

AHAHAhaha f**king quotes thread go!

[Sinister Serenity]

This thread is full of them. I quoted you just a page or two back on the quotes thread.