Pics of yourself

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Oh god....
What the hell.
I guess ill let myself enjoy some dirty humor
*Laughs*

[DoomRulz]

That's the spirit!

[Purebreedalien]

And here's me thinking sexual discussions are against the rules.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Says the dude who tried to "Enter" a mod!

*That joke will never get old Puba. Deal wit it *

[DoomRulz]

And here's me thinking sexual discussions are against the rules.

We were having a sexual discussion?

[Vulhala]

So there's this woman in a coma and as the nurses are cleaning her body, just as per normal routine, they notice her heart rate spikes whenever they clean her vag. This interests them, so they decide to call her husband for an experiment. They tell him what happened and suggest he come and giver her oral sex to see if it brings her out of the coma. He agrees. So the man comes in, the nurses instruct him on where to go and what to do and that they will be monitoring her heart rate in the next room. As the man does what he needs to do, his wife's heart monitor reads as "beep...beep...beep...beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep". Flatline. Dead. The nurses race in, screaming at the husband, asking what went wrong.

The husband casually says "I think she choked."

With your kind permission, I'm stealing that gag 

Geddit?

'Gag'?

Ceewotididthair? 

[DoomRulz]

You sly rascal, you.

[Nelizar The Hybrid]

You were on fire, I see. At least according to that image you were.

Oh man I was drinking milk!
I almost choked

So there's this woman in a coma and as the nurses are cleaning her body, just as per normal routine, they notice her heart rate spikes whenever they clean her vag. This interests them, so they decide to call her husband for an experiment. They tell him what happened and suggest he come and giver her oral sex to see if it brings her out of the coma. He agrees. So the man comes in, the nurses instruct him on where to go and what to do and that they will be monitoring her heart rate in the next room. As the man does what he needs to do, his wife's heart monitor reads as "beep...beep...beep...beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep". Flatline. Dead. The nurses race in, screaming at the husband, asking what went wrong.

The husband casually says "I think she choked."

To be honest... that is hawt :O

[Space Sweeper]

To be honest... that is hawt :O

To be honest... that is kinda f**ked up, dude.

[Purebreedalien]

And here's me thinking sexual discussions are against the rules.

We were having a sexual discussion?

The joke was pretty sexual.

[SpaceMarines]

And here's me thinking sexual discussions are against the rules.

We were having a sexual discussion?

The joke was pretty sexual.

[TJ Doc]

Space... I think we need to talk.

[SpaceMarines]

[PHANTOM]

I knew it.

[SpaceMarines]

I knew it.

Excellent. It is all going exactly as planned. *drags cigarette*

Exactly.