Pics of yourself

Started by slipknotpredator, May 04, 2007, 12:15:39 PM

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Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider

#5040
That's a bit disturbing.

[cancerblack]

[cancerblack]

#5041
 >:(

...

;) :D

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider

#5042
I ment it looks scary. Please don't kill me.

[cancerblack]

[cancerblack]

#5043
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:40:54 AM
I ment it looks scary. Please don't kill me.

Actually, I was responding to a post by SM, but it looks like it got deleted.

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider

#5044
Oh....ok. ;D

SM

SM

#5045
Quote from: Ktulhut on Sep 23, 2010, 02:28:57 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Sep 23, 2010, 01:40:54 AM
I ment it looks scary. Please don't kill me.

Actually, I was responding to a post by SM, but it looks like it got deleted.

Yeah - I didn't think it was that funny so I ditched it.

Nightmare Asylum

Nightmare Asylum

#5046
Here I am on a flyer form my survival school:


DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#5047
You were on fire, I see. At least according to that image you were.

Cap. Fitzgerald

Cap. Fitzgerald

#5048
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 23, 2010, 11:45:50 PM
You were on fire, I see. At least according to that image you were.
:D Oh man I was drinking milk!
I almost choked :D

SpaceMarines



Purebreedalien

Purebreedalien

#5051
Still doesn't work.

Nightmare Asylum

Nightmare Asylum

#5052
Hmm, the link works for me...:/

MrSpaceJockey

MrSpaceJockey

#5053
If its Burt Gummers Survival School, then it works for me also.

DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#5054
Quote from: Cap. Fitzgerald on Sep 24, 2010, 03:59:35 AM
Quote from: DoomRulz on Sep 23, 2010, 11:45:50 PM
You were on fire, I see. At least according to that image you were.
:D Oh man I was drinking milk!
I almost choked :D

So there's this woman in a coma and as the nurses are cleaning her body, just as per normal routine, they notice her heart rate spikes whenever they clean her vag. This interests them, so they decide to call her husband for an experiment. They tell him what happened and suggest he come and giver her oral sex to see if it brings her out of the coma. He agrees. So the man comes in, the nurses instruct him on where to go and what to do and that they will be monitoring her heart rate in the next room. As the man does what he needs to do, his wife's heart monitor reads as "beep...beep...beep...beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep". Flatline. Dead. The nurses race in, screaming at the husband, asking what went wrong.

The husband casually says "I think she choked."

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