What made you unhappy today?

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

What are you summoning him for?

He may have questions.

Are you a troll or something?

He is. But at least he is a funny troll. 

Shrugs, I never cared for trolls much.

Admittedly, he can get quite annoying at times. Discretionary use of ignore button recommended. 

[426Buddy]

Some men are just built differently I guess. *Shrugs*

[Local Trouble]

What are you summoning him for?

He may have questions.

Are you a troll or something?

He is. But at least he is a funny troll. 

Shrugs, I never cared for trolls much.

Admittedly, he can get quite annoying at times. Discretionary use of ignore button recommended. 

I hate the ignore button!

[[cancerblack]]

Same, but mostly because it's completely broken and barely works.

[SM]

Works well for me.

Some men are just built differently I guess.

[[cancerblack]]

Really? Half the time I'll be scrolling and still see the post before it kicks in, and whether there's the "show post" option seems to be a dice roll.

[SM]

Huh.  I don't think I've ever had that happen.  The internet is probably faster than the speed of block in Aotearoa.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

I hate the ignore button!

I oppose the ignore function on account of the fact that it's usually being employed against me.

Spoiler

Don't worry, the ignore button doesn't actually work.

[close]

Some men are just built differently I guess.

I'm going to make this my slogan when I run for prime minister since it's proving hugely popular. 

[BlueMarsalis79]

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

First thing I'm gonna do when I'm Prime Minister is to declare America a British colony again.

Second thing I'm gonna do is nuke Australia off the map. We shipped all our troublemakers there in the 18th and 19th centuries, but now that they've discovered the internet they keep stirring up shit again.

#MakeGreatBritainGreatAgain
#SomeMenAreJustBuiltDifferently
#TheEighthForPrimeMinister
#MakeAmericansDrinkTeaAgain

[Local Trouble]

They don't care if you nuke Canberra.

[SiL]

We really don't.

[Prez]

Just give me enough of a heads up to warn my good mate to move him and his family out of there before you nuke Canberra.

BTW you ever see how big Australia is? That's a lot of nukes.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

Just give me enough of a heads up to warn my good mate to move him and his family out of there before you nuke Canberra.

BTW you ever see how big Australia is? That's a lot of nukes.

We've actually nuked Australia several times already.

True story, you can ask SM.

[Prez]

Just give me enough of a heads up to warn my good mate to move him and his family out of there before you nuke Canberra.

BTW you ever see how big Australia is? That's a lot of nukes.

We've actually nuked Australia several times already.
True story, you can ask SM.

I know. Just north of where I live in my state. Left a big bloody mess for the poor locals too. Your lot seem to have a habit of doing that throughout history.