Aliens Bishop

Started by felix, Apr 19, 2023, 04:56:25 AM

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Aliens Bishop (Read 76,808 times)

Thatguy2068

Thatguy2068

#315
Quote from: [cancerblack] on Nov 15, 2023, 08:59:34 PM
Quote from: Thatguy2068 on Nov 14, 2023, 11:29:41 PMEvery time bishop comes on the screen I say "Rizz"

tho David is W Rizz

https://www.drivencarguide.co.nz/media/e55fmfop/zoom-zoom-mazda.gif
But there is a sigma rizz May I tell you about them?

Xenomrph

Xenomrph

#316
Quote from: SM on Nov 14, 2023, 11:17:47 PMHe may be synthetic but he also has a mighty schlong.
Canon, according to the CMTM's cutaway.

Chieftain Suom

Chieftain Suom

#317
Updated Publisher's Summary as of 11/17/23:

A direct sequel to Aliens and Alien3―Weyland-Yutani, the Colonial Marines, and Bishop's creator all pursue the android for the deadly Xenomorph data contained in his brain. Written by T. R. Napper, author of the acclaimed 36 Streets, whose explosive work explores the artificial intelligence and what it is to be human.

"Do me a favor. Disconnect me. I could be reworked, but I'll never be top of the line again. I'd rather be nothing." Lance Bishop, model 341-B, on Fiorina 161

The USCSS Patna has been found. Although the synthetic Bishop asked to be shut down forever, his creator has other plans. Michael Bishop seeks the Xenomorph knowledge stored in the android's mind, and brings Bishop back to life—but for what reason? No longer an employee of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, Michael tells his creation that he seeks to advance medical research for the benefit of humanity. Yet where does he get the resources needed to advance his work, and with whom do his new allegiances lie?

The USCSS Patna is pursued by Colonial Marines Captain Marcel Apone, commander of the Il Conde and younger brother of Master Sergeant Alexander Apone, one of the casualties of the doomed mission to LV-426. Also on his trail are the "Dog Catchers," commandos employed by Weyland-Yutani.

There are many who would profit from Lance Bishop's intimate knowledge of the deadliest creatures in the galaxy.

HuDaFuK

HuDaFuK

#318
See, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

SM

SM

#319
f**king "dog catchers"...

Biological Management Team. PR hack.

SiL

SiL

#320
I know what "Dog Catchers" are in context, I have no clue what "Biological Management Team" are in context. It would just be a random concept until I read it.

Marketing doing their job well.

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#321
Wait, are they being called dog catchers in-universe now too?

Slutty Badger

Slutty Badger

#322
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Nov 18, 2023, 01:11:35 PMSee, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

Woah, woah, woah. I didn't even get to the hurt-comfort dynamic between Karri and her comrade Sara Ransome. "I'm your sister. Come here. I'm your sister," the other Marine simpers after hearing Karri's tale of "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH". They hug.

I'm sorry, but I have to give David Barnett some credit here - at least his writing flowed in places and his characters didn't say "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH".

This f**king book is worse than Colony War.

And I NEVER thought I would ever be saying that.

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#323
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AMThis f**king book is worse than Colony War.

You leave Colony War out of this! >:(

Slutty Badger

Slutty Badger

#324
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 19, 2023, 10:11:16 AM
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AMThis f**king book is worse than Colony War.

You leave Colony War out of this! >:(

No.

SiL

SiL

#325
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Nov 18, 2023, 01:11:35 PMSee, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

Woah, woah, woah. I didn't even get to the hurt-comfort dynamic between Karri and her comrade Sara Ransome. "I'm your sister. Come here. I'm your sister," the other Marine simpers after hearing Karri's tale of "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH". They hug.

I'm sorry, but I have to give David Barnett some credit here - at least his writing flowed in places and his characters didn't say "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH".

This f**king book is worse than Colony War.

And I NEVER thought I would ever be saying that.
Wait that's the actual line? UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Slutty Badger

Slutty Badger

#326
Quote from: SiL on Nov 19, 2023, 10:32:14 AM
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Nov 18, 2023, 01:11:35 PMSee, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

Woah, woah, woah. I didn't even get to the hurt-comfort dynamic between Karri and her comrade Sara Ransome. "I'm your sister. Come here. I'm your sister," the other Marine simpers after hearing Karri's tale of "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH". They hug.

I'm sorry, but I have to give David Barnett some credit here - at least his writing flowed in places and his characters didn't say "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH".

This f**king book is worse than Colony War.

And I NEVER thought I would ever be saying that.
Wait that's the actual line? UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, first it's "Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh", then it's "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH".

Also, Marcel Apone has "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Still Collating...

Still Collating...

#327
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Nov 18, 2023, 01:11:35 PMSee, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

Woah, woah, woah. I didn't even get to the hurt-comfort dynamic between Karri and her comrade Sara Ransome. "I'm your sister. Come here. I'm your sister," the other Marine simpers after hearing Karri's tale of "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH". They hug.

I'm sorry, but I have to give David Barnett some credit here - at least his writing flowed in places and his characters didn't say "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH".

This f**king book is worse than Colony War.

And I NEVER thought I would ever be saying that.

Well, now I might just actually read this to see if it's worse than Colony War for me as well. It's like these recent novels are racing for that title.

SM

SM

#328
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 19, 2023, 02:58:39 AMWait, are they being called dog catchers in-universe now too?

This is my beef.

Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 12:43:07 PM
Quote from: SiL on Nov 19, 2023, 10:32:14 AM
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Nov 18, 2023, 01:11:35 PMSee, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

Woah, woah, woah. I didn't even get to the hurt-comfort dynamic between Karri and her comrade Sara Ransome. "I'm your sister. Come here. I'm your sister," the other Marine simpers after hearing Karri's tale of "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH". They hug.

I'm sorry, but I have to give David Barnett some credit here - at least his writing flowed in places and his characters didn't say "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH".

This f**king book is worse than Colony War.

And I NEVER thought I would ever be saying that.
Wait that's the actual line? UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, first it's "Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh", then it's "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH".

Also, Marcel Apone has "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Is the whole line "Ahhhhhhhh absolutely bad assess! As my brother would say.  He was a sergeant who got killed by the Xenomorphs"?

Slutty Badger

Slutty Badger

#329
Quote from: SM on Nov 19, 2023, 10:25:52 PM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Nov 19, 2023, 02:58:39 AMWait, are they being called dog catchers in-universe now too?

This is my beef.

Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 12:43:07 PM
Quote from: SiL on Nov 19, 2023, 10:32:14 AM
Quote from: Slutty Badger on Nov 19, 2023, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Nov 18, 2023, 01:11:35 PMSee, that actually sounds pretty decent (sans the Apone family connection).

Unfortunately, I have read this thread.

Woah, woah, woah. I didn't even get to the hurt-comfort dynamic between Karri and her comrade Sara Ransome. "I'm your sister. Come here. I'm your sister," the other Marine simpers after hearing Karri's tale of "UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH". They hug.

I'm sorry, but I have to give David Barnett some credit here - at least his writing flowed in places and his characters didn't say "UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH".

This f**king book is worse than Colony War.

And I NEVER thought I would ever be saying that.
Wait that's the actual line? UUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, first it's "Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh", then it's "UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH".

Also, Marcel Apone has "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Is the whole line "Ahhhhhhhh absolutely bad assess! As my brother would say.  He was a sergeant who got killed by the Xenomorphs"?

No.

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