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On the night that I joined
The mods all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the weirdo they'd found
It was then Hicks spoke up
And he said "keep this one's door shut"
He could tell right away
That I was bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
I ripped a thousand farts
Before I met you
I'll let a million more, baby
Before I am through
I need new drawers pretty baby
Socks and pants and shoes
Because otherwise honey
I will leave you confused, and...
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
I make a new thread rarely
I make an old one new
I disagree with others
But rarely with you
It's gettin' cold in here baby
And my butt is too
I only came to tell ya, honey
That this fart is for you
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt
And when I prowl the streets
The people all run in fear
Of the terrible thunder
I emit from my rear
I can tell you're a lady
That knows quality
I'm here to tell ya honey
What you smell came from me
Cause I'm
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt