Sweet, my wife and I keep ours in a glass jar with a cork. I lovingly refer to it as the "jar of fortune" in my best Dungeon Master voice. It's kind of fun.
We've gotten some
dumb f**king fortune cookies over the years. Got one a few months back that straight said "you're not illiterate!" I'm not joking, I can show you a picture. It was baffling, more like an insult cookie or an obvious cookie than a fortune.
Fortune cookie companies must be sucking under harsh economic times, too.