Side effects of XenoSalve may include phallic headache, excessive drooling, fatigue, yawning, fisheye vision, irregular heartbeat, corrosive blood pressure, skin loss, weight loss, weight gain, bloating, design changes, ADI dysfunction, sociopathology, sadism, early onset chestbursting, or airlock opening. Consult your Queen if you experience a second jaw erection lasting over eight hours.