The first thing that comes into your mind game

[Huggs]

Pea shooter

[Voodoo Magic]

Toilet target

[Huggs]

The sides

[Voodoo Magic]

Cauliflower

[Huggs]

Call the Cops

[TheSailingRabbit]

"I'm being attacked by a teddy bear!"

[Voodoo Magic]

[Huggs]

Indigestion

[Immortan Jonesy]

McDonald's

"I'm being attacked by a teddy bear!"

I read that as "I'm being attracted to a teddy bear!" 

Edit: I'm not kidding, I'm having some eyesight problems lately 

[Voodoo Magic]

Glasses

[Kradan]

Me

[Immortan Jonesy]

Portal player.

[Kradan]

Don't have time for it now which sucks 

[Voodoo Magic]

Vacuum

[LastSonofKrypton]

Lockdown Girlfriend