Just Talk.

[Local Trouble]

Went to Bovington tank museum Saturday for their annual get-stuff-out-and-drive-it-around weekend.

Were you able to get inside one of them and brew up?

[Kradan]

[Local Trouble]

Is that supposed to be Dallas at the wheel?  And what is that food made of?

[Kradan]

Is that supposed to be Dallas at the wheel?

I doubt it

And what is that food made of?

Salmon fillet as far as I can tell

[Immortan Jonesy]

Is that supposed to be Dallas at the wheel?

I doubt it

Ikr 🤔omething like that would imply  Dallas is not only a ship captain, but also a washed up Hollywood star who hosted food commercials. We should definitely ask ralfy about it.

[HuDaFuK]

So I went for a walk today and discovered a public footpath that not only crossed a live airfield, it actually crossed the runway.

Genuinely had to wait for a gap between landing/taking off planes to cross.

#healthandsafety

[Master Chief]

Pretty cool  Private airfield, I take it.

[HuDaFuK]

It's actually owned by Guy Ritchie He bought it recently. Still open for public use though.

[Local Trouble]

Did you run into Vinnie Jones there?

[HuDaFuK]

Slamming some c**t's head in a plane door.

[Master Chief]

Just applied for a promotion at my agency.

Good luck!

Just had my interview for the position.    Where's the whiskey...

[Corporal Hicks]

How do you feel it went?

[Master Chief]

How do you feel it went?

After the "thanks for the opportunity" closer, I felt like a didn't perform as well as I needed to.  Fast-forward a couple of hours, with all of the anxiousness gone and replaying it over in my head, I felt like I did well enough to be considered. I'll find out within a week or so.

[HuDaFuK]

Last interview I did I actually got offered the job at the end of the interview, which I guess means either I impressed them or they were really f**king desperate

[Master Chief]

haha you're just that dang good!