The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

*chases PBA*

*Running*
Aha! Fingers are back, just gotta run a little further... What's that noise?
*Sees Ghost Rider*

Hopefully those flames are extinguished in water...

[OmegaZilla]

I guessed it damn! *Throws fake contract in midair and destroys it with the chainguns*
*Turns around* Time to take the real one. *puffs cigar and jumps on Vermithrax's back, flies in direction of Ghost Rider*

[Ghost Rider]

*chases PBA*

*Running*
Aha! Fingers are back, just gotta run a little further... What's that noise?
*Sees Ghost Rider*

Hopefully those flames are extinguished in water...

You wish.

[OmegaZilla]

*Jumps and silently lands behind Ghost Rider*
*Pours water on Ghost Rider to distract him and steals the real contract, jumps on Vermithrax and flies away*

[Ghost Rider]

*Jumps and silently lands behind Ghost Rider*
*Pours water on Ghost Rider to distract him and steals the real contract, jumps on Vermithrax and flies away*

Take it. I don't need it.

[Purebreedalien]

*Sees Ghost Rider*

Oh crap.

*Swims faster*

Only eight more replies until the next page... c'mon I can do this! I just need to get to my weapons before anyone else... then I can fly away and live somewhere exotic. Like California.

*Jumps out of sewer*

[Ghost Rider]

*Sees Ghost Rider*

Oh crap.

*Swims faster*

Only ten more replies until the next page... c'mon I can do this! I just need to get to my weapons before anyone else... then I can fly away and live somewhere exotic. Like Pittsburgh.

*Jumps out of sewer*

Your powers are no match for me!

[Purebreedalien]

Man, that's a big axe. I gotta pretty big weapon of my own y'know.

You see, buddy, I don't have anything on me right now, apart from some minor image inconsitencies, and please explain, nice MARVEL.com stamps by the way, what are we even fighting about?

[Geronimo]

[OmegaZilla]

*Opens contract in midair*
"Contract for the acquire of Tokio Hotel's rights"?!?!?!
*Crumples the contract*
*Crunches cigar in anger*

IM COMING FOR YA GHOST RIDER, IM COMING FOR YA!!
*Turns in midair and goes back*

[Vulhala]

I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness 

[Ghost Rider]

Man, that's a big axe. I gotta pretty big weapon of my own y'know.

You see, buddy, I don't have anything on me right now, apart from some minor image inconsitencies, and please explain, nice MARVEL.com stamps by the way, what are we even fighting about?

No idea. It seemed fun.

*Opens contract in midair*
"Contract for the acquire of Tokio Hotel's rights"?!?!?!
*Crumples the contract*
*Crunches cigar in anger*

IM COMING FOR YA GHOST RIDER, IM COMING FOR YA!!
*Turns in midair and goes back*

[OmegaZilla]

*Jumps on Ghost Rider and both land on the ground*

[Purebreedalien]

I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness 

Hey man, only I'm allowed to break the fourth wall in here. Don't go stealing my thunder.

*Attacks Vulhala*

[Ghost Rider]

*Jumps on Ghost Rider and both land on the ground*

*kicking the living s**t out of Omega* YOU DARE ATTACK THE SPIRIT OF VENGEACNE!?!?!?!?!!?

I can't believe you gys made it to 405 pages of just pure randomness 

Hey man, only I'm allowed to break the fourth wall in here. Don't go stealing my thunder.

*Attacks Vulhala*
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Your bullets don't hurt me.