The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[First Blood]

Yes, can you kill...

Spoiler

Got ya!!

[close]

[chupacabras acheronsis]

THEN, SUDDENTLY, RIGHT UNDER BIOHAZARD?S FEETS:

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[close]

[Purebreedalien]

Wanna hire me? Armed with my long-range tracking device, High powered assault blaster, gauntlet lazer, wrist rocket, blaster pistols, and knee pad darts that could drop an elephant, I will literally find ANYONE!! (If you want them dead I'll kill them. If you want them alive, I'll slice their hands off and deliver them to you.) 

Screw you, man! You know how hard it is to get jobs from anyone but OmegaZilla in this thread!? You're going down! 

[OmegaZilla]

*Emerges from the Ground surprising Everyone*

*Turns to Skinner*

Ya 'now Skinner.... Running would be a good idea.

[Lie]

I must say this looks... Interesting.

[Skinner]

*Emerges from the Ground surprising Everyone*

*Turns to Skinner*

Ya 'now Skinner.... Running would be a good idea.

Your no threat to me.
*Summons the real Godzilla*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkoCOcvHAb8

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

BRING IT PBA!!!! Oh, and and acheronsis, I was eaten by that thing a long time ago, and I still lived. (Read Boba Fett, man with a mission. It explains it all!)

*Catches one of PBA's punches.*
Wait, PBA. I've been thinking about this for a while actually. Would you like to be colleagues? We could catch bounties TWICE as easily! Split the profits 50/50!

[Drago-Morph]

Oh, I remember what my announcement was!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you look under your seat you'll find an active bomb.

You have four seconds to live.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Whatever. Seriously. I will killl anyone.

[Lie]

2 words Chaos... Control.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

What are you talking about? You gonna hire me or not? If you don't I just might kill you.

[First Blood]

You're a funny guy Biohazard, I like you. That's why I am going to kill you last.

[Lie]

lol 

[OmegaZilla]

So I am no threat.... 'mkey
*Tailwhips Skinner sanding it to outer space*
Am I no threat for anyone else?
(And "Zilla" is not the American Godzilla BTW   )

[Skinner]

(And "Zilla" is not the American Godzilla BTW   )

They're pretty much the same thing.
DIE!