The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[SpaceMarines]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*opens fire on Biohazard's new pet!*

http://www.iconicphotos.com/manage/photos/Dave_Friedman/Rambo_cuts_loose_lg_291.jpg

MY PET IS IMMORTAL!!!! He didnt want to hurt anyone until now!!!!
*Pet Tyrannosaurus devours First Blood*

[Skinner]

Are you tired of being devoured by T-Rexes, First-Blood?

[First Blood]

Yea, I mean there's not much left of me anymore. Just pieces hanging by a thread of skin. 

*comes up with plan of how to put myself back together*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

I have kind of caught onto PBA thing

WHO WANTS TO HIRE ME TO KILL SOMEONE!?!?!?!?!?
(Me and my pet)

[Skinner]

No fair, I want to be Boba Fett! 

[First Blood]

No fair, I want to be Boba Fett! 

You can have Jango 

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

 Wanna hire me? Armed with my long-range tracking device, High powered assault blaster, gauntlet lazer, wrist rocket, blaster pistols, and knee pad darts that could drop an elephant, I will literally find ANYONE!! (If you want them dead I'll kill them. If you want them alive, I'll slice their hands off and deliver them to you.) 

[Skinner]

Go get OmegaZilla. 
Alive: $0
Dead: $100,000

[Drago-Morph]

*And then Drago runs in to the thread.*

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: I forgot what my original announcement was.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

You got it skinner!
*Finds OZ, Kills him brutally, and brings him back to skinner*
Might want to throw him in a force feild prison, as soon as he reads this post, he'll come back to life and kill you.
*Collects reward, Jetpacks away and lands on T-Rex's back*
See you around. *Rides away on T.Rex*

[SpaceMarines]

*And then Drago runs in to the thread.*

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: I forgot what my original announcement was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w

[Skinner]

*And then Drago runs in to the thread.*

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make: I forgot what my original announcement was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg1_ltIxGSI

[First Blood]

*massively long cane comes out behind the curtin and pulls Drago-Morph off stage*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

The OZ job was TOO easy! Anyone else wanna hire me?