The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[theyde]

*steals scarhunter92's beer then cloaks and runs away*

[scarhunter92]

*grabs another beer and keeps shooting while Duke Nukem music is still playing*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*turns off duke Nukem music and puts DooM music on. then unfolds the BFG 9000*

[theyde]

*puts on earphones and turns on the music on her I-pod (Lordi - Bite It Like a Bulldog) and keeps polishing her skulls, drinking the stolen beer ^^*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*melts skulls with BFG 89000*

[theyde]

RAGE MOD! *gets her plasma pistol and starts chasing chupacabras*

[Hive Tyrant]

*single-handedly turns into a technological singularity and enhances himself to the point where he has low-level control of all the matter in the universe*

Pie?

[Skinner]

*Runs to get another nuclear bomb.*

[scarhunter92]

No you don't!

*puts a banana peel on Skinner's way*

[Skinner]

*Stops running to admire banana peel.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*shoots banana pell*

[Skinner]

*Continues running to get a nuclear bomb.*

[The Ghoul]

*focus his energy of the darkside to the point where it opens rifts in space and team and bend reality. Dude then gains the powers of GOD!!! He is now indestructible, immortal and ever controlling of the universe.* Your all at my mercy now continue fighting like  madmen!! Keep them random and Skinner here's your nuke. *200 megaton Thermonuclear Fusion bomb falls on top of Skinner with a thud*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*runs toward darth dude and hits him in the crotch pulse rifle buttstock, ruining all of his concentration and shuting down his powers. he falls to the ground as Skinner nuclear bomb dissapears with a POP!*

any more balls to break?!?! 

[The Ghoul]

*runs toward darth dude and hits him in the crotch pulse rifle buttstock, ruining all of his concentration and shuting down his powers. he falls to the ground as Skinner nuclear bomb dissapears with a POP!*

any more balls to break?!?! 

YOU SON OF B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets back up and uses the force and crushes  Chupa nuts into tiny black holes and now chupa nuts are pulling himself into non-existance!!!!*