The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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TheSailingRabbit

Eww . . .

Huggs

Let's go live to Chuck Sustrom who's on the floor for the call. Hello Chuck, what's the verdict?

"It's horrible Dave. As you can see, it's pandemonium here in the 2nd row. We were about to identify the tissue sample when a deranged woman suddenly appeared, threw it in her mouth and ran towards the exit. I'm told that security personnel are in pursuit, as we speak. I'm afraid that confirmation may be delayed even further, but we'll just have to wait and see. Back to you Dave"

TheSailingRabbit

TheSailingRabbit

#5507


. . . Guess the fight's over.

Huggs

And that's the bell to begin round 5. Drake comes out swinging this time. Oh! But Waits dodges with a one footed Charleston. He quickly flanks with a shuffle waddle.

We'll be right back after a quick word from our sponsors.

"Does your cornbread taste self-conscious?"

*oh geez*

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 01:10:21 AM
And that's the bell to begin round 5. Drake comes out swinging this time. Oh! But Waits dodges with a one footed Charleston. He quickly flanks with a shuffle waddle.

We'll be right back after a quick word from our sponsors.

"Does your cornbread taste self-conscious?"

*oh geez*

*bunny squeak* The old man's grabbin' rabbits and chucking them at Drake! Help meeee!

Huggs

*Saves Bunny*

"Hey, where's the reverend!? D@mmit! He's supposed to be reffin' this..."

*gets smacked by Drake*

"Alright, by God, that's enough of that sh*t"

*Lifts up tiny reverend, charges towards the Drake nipples*

"GRRRRR!"

TheSailingRabbit

We don't need a ref! We need a doctor!

Huggs

*sound of nipples tearing*

*Girly scream*

"Oh...my...Lord! Uh...I'm sorry folks, we have to take another commercial break"

*cuts to commercial*

"How many nuts, many nuts, do you see? Grab a Nutty Bag of Nuttie's Nuts for you..and me!"

Oh for cryin' out loud.

*changes channel*

"Don't cry my love, it's just a wig"

*changes channel*

"...our all organic counter tops..."

For the love of God!

*changes channel*

"..100% Vatican Water as our gift to you."

*Sobs*

Voodoo Magic


TheSailingRabbit

The old man's got the revolver out now!

Huggs

It's fine. We replaced it with a glob of sausage, as per the rules.

The only thing it fires is cholesterol and free radicals.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:19:47 AM
It's fine. We replaced it with a glob of sausage, as per the rules.

The only thing it fires is cholesterol and free radicals.



You did what with his revolver?

Huggs

It was either that or an eggroll.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Mar 13, 2020, 02:28:02 AM
It was either that or an eggroll.

How did you swap it without getting seen?

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Did you take it while he was with Lingard?
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Huggs

Swapped it weeks ago while he was using the bathroom.

We called it "Operation Sausage Glob"

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