The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

I can't walk down the frozen food aisle anymore . . .

I mean, that one was only slightly less terrifying.

Don't push it.

[Huggs]

Frozen you say?

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[Voodoo Magic]

I can't walk down the frozen food aisle anymore . . .

I mean, that one was only slightly less terrifying.

Don't push it.

Come on... who would find this terrifying?

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[TheSailingRabbit]

Me.

You cannot bring it up if Hicks interviews William Hope.

But if you do, don't mention me.

[Huggs]

"C'mon down to to Piggly Wiggly, where all Gorman's frozen food products are 50% off today! All organic and homegrown! Small, medium or large! Drop em' in and watch em' cook!"



"Mmm...mmmm! Just listen to that sizzle! Feed your lifeform the good stuff...with Gorman's frozen food products today!"

[TheSailingRabbit]

You just made it worse, Huggs.

[Huggs]

"Butt wait! There's more!"

[TheSailingRabbit]

Just had to wake him from his hibernation.

[Huggs]

Try our new filet of sole!

[TheSailingRabbit]

My eyes!

Bring back the Fisherman Gorman! Bring it back!

*runs through fence*

[Huggs]

Sing the jingle Bobby!

"We'd like to serve you fingers, but toes are half the cost, and if you take the small ones, they won't even know they're lost, Hey!"

[TheSailingRabbit]

I had to do a double-take when I went in the freezer to get out a new loaf of bread, because I saw the bright-yellow of the fish stick box.

It's Van de Kamp's, not Gorman's.

[Huggs]

Nothing like color coordinated Xeno snacks.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Nothing like color coordinated Xeno snacks.

I was afraid that the Photoshop-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named was following me.

[Huggs]

"I'm sorry..."

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"...But I'm going to have to confiscate those fish-sticks"

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