And all that happens is he turns into a cake with feet underneath it.
Walks away across the table, pissed off but truly frosty.
Of course drake would just think he's a cake, and start swatting at him with the carving knife at 100mph like bishop did in the movie. That poor little Hudson cake. Running in circles on the table and dodging. Screaming like crazy until he trips on the chopsticks and goes headfirst into the fruity sh*t.