I know it's silly as f**k but...

[Kradan]

My God...

[Naginata]

A Dick-Exploder - while having the greatest name of all time - would be a liiiiiittle on-the-nose, even for Alien.

No, but seriously, Dick Exploder should be a punk band.

[Samhain13]

Dickburster, pussyburster, analburster. Dammit Ridley what have you done? See this what happens when they try to add new creatures to the alien universe. Those cursed neo spores can burst out of anywhere.

[Naginata]

Dick Exploder, thankyouverymuch.

[Huggs]

Dick Exploder, thankyouverymuch.

No, you're all wrong.

It's a penomorph.

[Kradan]

 

[Naginata]

"Penomorph" makes me picture a Xeno with a dick on both ends of its head, which is hilarious.

[Kradan]

It would also have dicks for limbs and tail and inner jaw.

[[cancerblack]]

I think I saw that on a booru once

[Shinawi]

They prefer the acid in the stomach. The mouth is the closer entrance. The chest burster burst slightly upwards from the stomach through the chest. I think.

[SiL]

It sits in the actual chest cavity, wrapped around the heart according to A3.

[Biomechanoid]

I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a long time.....

[[cancerblack]]

A Dick-Exploder - while having the greatest name of all time - would be a liiiiiittle on-the-nose, even for Alien.

No, but seriously, Dick Exploder should be a punk band.

Would you settle for Smut Metal?

[Kradan]

[Ivan The Insect]

Just give the facehuggers a stinger ovipositor and we have an overpowered beast... It will no longer need to attach to a creature's face, it can inject the egg directly into the host's body!