Kinda disturbing and I wish I wasn't there...But whatever...
It was last years ROTC Summer Camp and the last night (We were, naturally, bunked with low IQ rednecks) some f**ktards decided to beat off at lights out. Luckily I was bunked around my friends who have brains...Our unfortunate little Freshman friend was surrounded by the rednecks. Needless to say it gets quiet and all you hear is the Freshmans little voice crack from across the barracks:
"D-Dude you jizzed on my arm..."
Redneck:
"Shut the f**k up bitch!"
Yep...So that's all you hear in a dark barracks full of men. I think anyone other than the rednecks were mentally scared, esspecially the poor Freshman.
Not epic, but quite disturbing...