When the IRS wants to collect money from someone-they call Wolf.
Wolf created global warming so he could hunt on Earth all year around.
Many words including fear, panic, horror, despair, and dread were all created after observing Wolf.
If Wolf ever saw his reflection in a mirror he would try to kill it, because nothing can be more badass than Wolf.
The word "infinity" actaully describes the number of trophies Wolf has taken.
The metal adamantium was reverse engineered from pieces of Wolf's skin cells.
The second shooter in the JFK assasination was actually Wolf.
The first Moon landing was actually filmed on a sound-stage because astronauts feared they would encounter Wolf on the moon.
