Just Talk. Part 1

[Effectz]

http://vimeo.com/7670880

wanted to show you this a long time ago and it just got posted again.

Seen it,its great.

1:08 crashes the truck and rolls into the club.

[Vickers]

Good to see there's a few others who are against crushing spiders.  But as much as I don't like killing them, I don't want them crawling on me either.

It didn't help that a few weeks ago I spotted a spider on my ceiling and I read that those spiders can "bungee."  When I woke up the next morning it wasn't there.  Needless to say, I wasn't feeling very comfortable when I thought about the possibility of swallowing it in my sleep.

[Cvalda]

When I was eight years old and living in Florida, a black widow bit my finger. Swelled up and had this giant sack of pus hanging off it. We went to the doctors immediately, and luckily saved my finger and probably my life. Unfortunately, the venom had already destroyed all the tissue around my fingernail, though, so my fingernail rotted clean off, and accidentally got ripped off while I was in a pool at Disneyworld a week after.

True story.

[Effectz]

When I was eight years old and living in Florida, a black widow bit my finger. Swelled up and had this giant sack of pus hanging off it. We went to the doctors immediately, and luckily saved my finger and probably my life. Unfortunately, the venom had already destroyed all the tissue around my fingernail, though, so my fingernail rotted clean off, and accidentally got ripped off while I was in a pool at Disneyworld a week after.

True story.

Did the fingernail grow back or did you scar up?I heard its bad for younger people,cramps and shit!Sounds rough!Then you have spiders over there like brown recluse,god bless Ireland!

[Cvalda]

Fingernail grew back, although for a while it was hideous and ragged and ridged and looked like a Klingon's forehead.

It got better though.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

ok, that video was f**king awesome.

[Effectz]

ok, that video was f**king awesome.

You watch it?I removed it over fear of banishment.

[Vickers]

When I was eight years old and living in Florida, a black widow bit my finger. Swelled up and had this giant sack of pus hanging off it. We went to the doctors immediately, and luckily saved my finger and probably my life. Unfortunately, the venom had already destroyed all the tissue around my fingernail, though, so my fingernail rotted clean off, and accidentally got ripped off while I was in a pool at Disneyworld a week after.

True story.

Damn. Not sure which is worse... the giant sack of pus or the fingernail rotting off. *shivers*

The one comforting thing for me regarding spider bites is that there is only 2 spiders considered dangerous in South Africa and even then, you would have to leave the bites untreated for a while before anything could happen.

Anyway, when I was about 10, I think, I woke up one morning with a giant swollen mark on my belly.  It looked 'orrible.  When I went to the doctors we found out that a spider had laid her eggs inside me.  Now, I must have been a pretty badass kid because it seems to bother me more now than it did back then.  There weren't any medpods or anything of that sort, so I had to draw the pus and everything else out with cream and I can't remember exactly what they did to take care of the eggs but thankfully I didn't "give birth" to any spider babies.

[RagingDragon]

Fingernail grew back, although for a while it was hideous and ragged and ridged and looked like a Klingon's forehead.

It got better though.

Story was awesome, and I was looking for a pic to post so I could make a crack about your finger,

but I ran into this, and

*caution: extreme nastiness*

Spoiler

puked instead

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[Cvalda]

Anyway, when I was about 10, I think, I woke up one morning with a giant swollen mark on my belly.  It looked 'orrible.  When I went to the doctors we found out that a spider had laid her eggs inside me.  Now, I must have been a pretty badass kid because it seems to bother me more now than it did back then.  There weren't any medpods or anything of that sort, so I had to draw the pus and everything else out with cream and I can't remember exactly what they did to take care of the eggs but thankfully I didn't "give birth" to any spider babies.

Sure it wasn't a botfly or somesuch? Spiders usually carry eggsacs and don't really engage in parasitic egg laying in other hosts. Funnily enough, there are plenty of critters that use spiders as parasitic hosts for their eggs, though.

Spoiler

puked instead

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We are no longer internet friends.

[Bat Chain Puller]

RagingDragon ... you are like the worst kind of country cat. Bringing in all manner of nasty things in from the outdoors and leaving them on the bed for us to discover. 

[RagingDragon]

You don't like her upper-neck fish-mouth back?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

man that reminds me of my acne circa 2007.

[Effectz]

When I was eight years old and living in Florida, a black widow bit my finger. Swelled up and had this giant sack of pus hanging off it. We went to the doctors immediately, and luckily saved my finger and probably my life. Unfortunately, the venom had already destroyed all the tissue around my fingernail, though, so my fingernail rotted clean off, and accidentally got ripped off while I was in a pool at Disneyworld a week after.

True story.

Damn. Not sure which is worse... the giant sack of pus or the fingernail rotting off. *shivers*

The one comforting thing for me regarding spider bites is that there is only 2 spiders considered dangerous in South Africa and even then, you would have to leave the bites untreated for a while before anything could happen.

Anyway, when I was about 10, I think, I woke up one morning with a giant swollen mark on my belly.  It looked 'orrible.  When I went to the doctors we found out that a spider had laid her eggs inside me.  Now, I must have been a pretty badass kid because it seems to bother me more now than it did back then.  There weren't any medpods or anything of that sort, so I had to draw the pus and everything else out with cream and I can't remember exactly what they did to take care of the eggs but thankfully I didn't "give birth" to any spider babies.

South Africa you are from?f**k the spiders man,you have basically the most dangerous snakes in existance for f**k sake!Last thing I'd be worried about are the Eight legged freaks.I'd be watching out for those fatass lazy,sit on garden paths so you can thread them on Puff adders.Not to mention mamba's,boomslangs and spitting cobras.

[Cvalda]

It's 11:36pm and I am working on an outline for an adaptation of the Oedipus myth.

Hot Greek guys and incest are kinda my thing.