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[BANE]

They could use your eyebrows to keep the barracks floors clean.

[Kimarhi]

Eligibility issues would be cleared when the massive hordes of mother Russia comes from their motherland.  Might as well go ahead and join the Air National Guard right now.

They could use your eyebrows to keep the barracks floor clean.

[Aspie]

They could use your eyebrows to keep the barracks floor clean.

YOU'RE JUST JELLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BUY TOWELS.



I, on the other hand, came biologically equipped with two.



The MASTAHRACE.

[Crazy Rich]

They could use your eyebrows to keep the barracks floors clean.

We'll probably need Aspie on the frontlines, then we might as well have him trained so Aspie can weaponize his eyebrows. They'll never see it coming.

[maledoro]

As long as it isn't a unibrow.

[SM]

Possible new lead on MH370

[Cal427eb]

Crimeas General Attorney has gone viral in Japan and they have swooned with anime art of her 

http://kotaku.com/crimeas-attorney-general-spawns-anime-fan-art-1547001178?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

must be the women in uniform look.

ah gawd

[DoomRulz]

Possible new lead on MH370

Man, I hope so. For the sake of the families of those lost in the crash.

[BANE]

I hope it's not. The news is alot more interesting with a genuine mystery to report on.

[KirklandSignature]

How does everyone feel about the annexation of Crimea by Russia? Should the US/NATO/UN send troops into Ukraine to help take it back?

[Cal427eb]

http://wavy.com/2014/03/19/student-suspended-for-taking-razor-from-self-harming-classmate/

[Cvalda]

GAAHH f**k THIS BROKEN JUSTICE SYSTEM!!1!

[Cal427eb]

The Zero Tolerance policy is f**king stupid. 

[Cvalda]

Well duh

[DoomRulz]

http://wavy.com/2014/03/19/student-suspended-for-taking-razor-from-self-harming-classmate/

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130818144837/vampirediaries/images/1/15/2-bullshit.gif

I'm sorry, what?