Jurassic Park Series

[Blacklabel]

Nah, they'll love it like they love their other 70-something percent RT scored manchild mediocrities

Eh-

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nymphomaniac_volume_i/

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nymphomaniac_volume_ii/

OH SCHNAPPS!

Shots fired! 

[Cvalda]

It would all be a dream of the main velociraptor femme fatale. 

And it would still be more plausible than these new plot spoilers

Nah, they'll love it like they love their other 70-something percent RT scored manchild mediocrities

Eh-

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nymphomaniac_volume_i/

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nymphomaniac_volume_ii/

Those aren't manchild movies We mean 73%/72% stuff like this:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/prometheus_2012/

[Blacklabel]

Those aren't manchild movies
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/prometheus_2012/

Sure...

[scarhunter92]

Those rumors...

[The1PerfectOrganism]

It would all be a dream of the main velociraptor femme fatale. 

And it would still be more plausible than these new plot spoilers

Nah, they'll love it like they love their other 70-something percent RT scored manchild mediocrities

Eh-

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nymphomaniac_volume_i/

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nymphomaniac_volume_ii/

Those aren't manchild movies We mean 73%/72% stuff like this:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/prometheus_2012/

Sure, Cvalda 'cause you don't watch anything like that.

[Blacklabel]

Gamera vs Viras. cough cough.

Her guilty pleasures are better than ours! NYUK NYUK. 

(Gamera had a small cameo in the John Sayles script for Jurassic Park 4.. (on a tv screen.) so i guess he's aware of the 90's trilogy?)

[BANE]

The chameleon dinosaur is actually not a terrible idea. It was in The Lost World novel if I remember right, and was done quite well.

The other ideas...

Good lord above.

[Cvalda]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/criterion-production/images/175-0ff6c6c4f88d450ea0f5c7314c3ae672/von-trier_2_1421_134_large.jpg

You wish you had dat swag

Gamera vs Viras. cough cough.

Her guilty pleasures are better than ours! NYUK NYUK. 

Except that I will admit something like Gamera vs Viras is a shitty guilty pleasure

[Blacklabel]

De Palma's PASSION IS A MASTERPIECE!

[Cvalda]

◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦ Trashterpiece.

[TJ Doc]

Spoiler

JURASSIC WORLD to feature a T-Rex/raptor/snake/cuttlefish hybrid dinosaur!?!

[close]

I didn't know this was a Deep Rising prequel.

[Gate]

Mother of god.

[The1PerfectOrganism]

Cvalda, I know Prometheus is average to you but that ain't gonna stop me liking it.
Even though I know it has more problems than I'd have previously liked to admit. I still like quite a few things about it but I wouldn't call it a guilty pleasure.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine however now that's a guilty pleasure.

[Cvalda]

STOP DERAILING THE THREAD ERIK GOD

[The1PerfectOrganism]

STOP DERAILING THE THREAD ERIK GOD

Why?

Jurassic Park is so boooring.