Just Talk.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Paper man was at it again. Gave me a new idea.
I'll dress up as some tribal weirdo, woodens mask, feathers, hay, the lot. Then I'll hide and wait in the bushes, until I see or hear him in the distance.
Then I'll put on some pre-recorded bongo drumming.
When he gets close, I'll jump out of the bushes yelling gibberish, shaking my spear (an actual spear, Huggs) and chase him away.

[Huggs]

Paper man was at it again. Gave me a new idea.
I'll dress up as some tribal weirdo, woodens mask, feathers, hay, the lot. Then I'll hide and wait in the bushes, until I see or hear him in the distance.
Then I'll put on some pre-recorded bongo drumming.
When he gets close, I'll jump out of the bushes yelling gibberish, shaking my spear (an actual spear, Huggs) and chase him away.

Funny you should say that. Some years ago, I was anxiously awaiting an ebay delivery. When I checked the mailbox and realized the mail hadn't run yet, I started back to the house. Thus came the call of nature, and since I live in the country I figured, why not? I stepped behind the nearest tree and did what I had to do.

Lo and behold, the universe saw fit to send me the mail lady at that moment. Tired from a long week at college, my fine motor skills were a little sluggish. Far too sluggish for zippers.

So out I ran from behind this tree. Magically appearing from the woods with my dick hanging out. Waving with one arm and stowing my gear with the other. All the while shouting greetings and promises that I was on the way, even though there was only 40 feet of distance between us. That poor woman.

She didn't leave, i'll give her that. She handed me one package as I showed her another. I hope she was impressed. I voted for her when she ran for public office. I suppose that's the least I could've done. I knew for a fact she was calm under pressure.

[Corporal Hicks]

I keep falling asleep on the couch, it's so strange.

If I'm relaxed enough, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

I used to be able to do that. I'd sleep anywhere and anytime. Not so much these days.

[Huggs]

I keep falling asleep on the couch, it's so strange.

If I'm relaxed enough, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

I used to be able to do that. I'd sleep anywhere and anytime. Not so much these days.

Typically, it's either the bed or the floor with me.

[Voodoo Magic]

I keep falling asleep on the couch, it's so strange.

If I'm relaxed enough, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

I used to be able to do that. I'd sleep anywhere and anytime. Not so much these days.

Typically, it's either the bed or the floor with me.

It's always a Bar floor for me.

[Corporal Hicks]

I keep falling asleep on the couch, it's so strange.

If I'm relaxed enough, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

I used to be able to do that. I'd sleep anywhere and anytime. Not so much these days.

Typically, it's either the bed or the floor with me.

Buses, trains, under radiators, passed out at the back of a Ben and Jerry's once - granted that was booze related.

[Huggs]

I keep falling asleep on the couch, it's so strange.

If I'm relaxed enough, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

I used to be able to do that. I'd sleep anywhere and anytime. Not so much these days.

Typically, it's either the bed or the floor with me.

Buses, trains, under radiators, passed out at the back of a Ben and Jerry's once - granted that was booze related.

Once in church, twice in class because of the flu, in a couple of cars, once on the lawn, a lot of porches, several concrete slabs, 3 or 4 times in trees, and a bunch of chairs and sofas in the heyday, it's just not as common now. I could sleep just about anywhere. The temperatures the thing, but a good binky fort might still be able to do it.

[Baron Von Marlon]

3 or 4 times in trees

I think stuff like that is responsible for sighting of cryptids.

[KiramidHead]

New podcast episode, on Punisher (2004) sequel scripts is up.

[Huggs]

3 or 4 times in trees

I think stuff like that is responsible for sighting of cryptids.

I was very young, and preferred my naps well above sea level.

[TheSailingRabbit]

3 or 4 times in trees

I think stuff like that is responsible for sighting of cryptids.

I was very young, and preferred my naps well above sea level.

This is why, when I picture Huggs, I can't decide between a cat and a guy in a cowboy hat.

[Baron Von Marlon]

3 or 4 times in trees

I think stuff like that is responsible for sighting of cryptids.

I was very young, and preferred my naps well above sea level.

Cryptids are animals like Big Foot and the Chupacabra.

[Huggs]

3 or 4 times in trees

I think stuff like that is responsible for sighting of cryptids.

I was very young, and preferred my naps well above sea level.

This is why, when I picture Huggs, I can't decide between a cat and a guy in a cowboy hat.

I'd rather be the cat. I wouldn't wear a cowboy hat or cowboy boots for a thousand dollars each.

My accent though, that's unusual.

[Baron Von Marlon]

I wouldn't wear a cowboy hat or cowboy boots for a thousand dollars each.

What if those are the only things you'd be wearing...

[Huggs]

I wouldn't wear a cowboy hat or cowboy boots for a thousand dollars each.

What if those are the only things you'd be wearing...

I'd still refuse, and I would hug you first.