Worst Advice

[First Blood]

The local sewer.

How do I go about putting on a puppet show with my penis?

[Dovahkiin]

There are Store bought puppets at your local toys-r-us. There is also a play area too so you can put on the show for all the lil chirrens.

My neighbor's dog won't stop barking and I can't kill it because I've complained to him about the dog before. What do I do?

[Doktor Wunderbar]

There are Store bought puppets at your local toys-r-us. There is also a play area too so you can put on the show for all the lil chirrens.

My neighbor's dog won't stop barking and I can't kill it because I've complained to him about the dog before. What do I do?

Bark back.

I'm five days behind on rent.  What should I do?

[Cal427eb]

Kill yourself.

I have a lot of homework due tomorrow that I still haven't started. What should I do?

[Wrecktangle]

Watch Breaking Bad.

How do I rekindle my love for life?

[Dovahkiin]

Take an extended walk through the city of Atlanta with your pockets full of cash.

I have three hours until my first class of the day. What do I do until then?

[Shinawi]

Walk to school early, and then wait for class to begin.

There are mosquitoes around me. I don't want to spray any pesticide in my room. What should I do?

[Nightmare Asylum]

Cover yourself in cologne that attracts them and allow them to feast on your blood.

Should I microwave metal?

[Doktor Wunderbar]

Cover yourself in cologne that attracts them and allow them to feast on your blood.

Should I microwave metal?

Yes.  Go ahead and put your face right up to the glass for a cool light-show.

What is the best way to solve a roach problem?

[Dovahkiin]

Cover yourself in cologne that attracts them and allow them to feast on your blood.

Should I microwave metal?

Yes.  Go ahead and put your face right up to the glass for a cool light-show.

What is the best way to solve a roach problem?

Put as much food on the floor as you can. They'll eat their fill and leave.

What do I do to pass the time until Game of Thrones Season 5?

[Wrecktangle]

Read A Dance With Dragons and work your way backwards.

How do I get enthusiasm for my uni study?

[Nightmare Asylum]

Quit school.

Should I buy a fedora?

[Aspie]

Yes.


How do I select quality bread from the store?

[Nightmare Asylum]

Squish all of them until you find a loaf that is so hard you can't crush it - buy that one.

How should I clean up Aspie's bread mess?

[Dovahkiin]

Ooohh...Shame to waste all that bread. You'd better eat it all.

So I think my neighbors hate me. What do I do?