Quote from: OpenMaw on Mar 09, 2015, 01:50:25 PM
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Mar 09, 2015, 01:40:49 PM
Ripley would never agree to take part in the breeding and study of Aliens in any capacity.
Yeah, nor would WY be foolish enough to send her.
Stoner WY Executive 1: Guys, guys, listen. I have this GREAT idea. What if, now just bear with me on this, when we finish setting up our new testing facilities, we invite the only people who have survived contact with these things for a visit, give them weapons and permission to kill anything they see...
Stoner WY Executive 2: Ok.....
Stoner WY Executive 1: We let them see the Queen, the Nest, everything, all on a specially guided tour with ammo drops every two feet.
Stoner WY Executive 2: Ok.....
Stoner WY Executive 1: Then, once they finish the tour, if they haven't suffered a nervous breakdown and tried to kill us all and blow up the facility by then, we get them to sign off on making it a zoo! Complete with hotels, dining, entertainment for the whole family! We can even hire the survivors to do publicity shoots for the big opening! It'll be just like Jurassic Park!
Stoner WY Executive 2:.......Dude......THAT IS ****ING AWESOME! Let's do it!