ALIEN: The Weyland-Yutani Report (S.D. Perry, 160 pages)

[HuDaFuK]

Bloody Jeunet, pulling strings.

[Local Trouble]

How come ze French got zeirs when we still aff to wait?

Time to invade.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

How come ze French got zeirs when we still aff to wait?

A superior species, no doubt.

[locusta]

Yeah, I see already the German version coming out before we get the original. 

[HuDaFuK]

How many more languages is this going to be translated into before we get the English version?

Polish? Swahili? Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?

[Local Trouble]

I expect an Esperanto audiobook narrated by Michael Fassbender before we get the English version.

[Ultramorph]

I expect an Esperanto audiobook narrated by Michael Fassbender before we get the English version.

Fassbender will actually be reading the Reconstructed Indo-European version, for the Engineer market. 

[TheBATMAN]

What is this book's stance on Aliens: Colonial Marines?

[HuDaFuK]

Hopefully one of the beautifully drawn images is of an Alien curling out a turd onto a copy of the game.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

The book's got acid guns and D&D fantasy style Xeno armour. I'm expecting a fully authorized biography on Turk.

[Perfect-Organism]

Being Polish, I'm excited about my Polish edition!  ...and the guy who created Esperanto was Polish too, so I'm in for the deluxe Esperanto edition as well... 

[Local Trouble]

Nope.

Think it might've been pushed back to (northern) Spring.

Will you get Mikey Neumann to autograph it?

[SM]

First thing on my list.

[Corporal Hicks]

Have they given you a reason behind the delay?

[SM]

Promotional lead time/ launch type stuff.  Nothing to do with the book content.