I expected the worst movie ever made.
I expected something so foul even satan would have trouble watching it.
I expected to have to sit through the most mindless, badly written piece of feces ever to grace the earth.
Because of this, i liked the movie.
You guys brainwashed me so much that i detested it before i had even seen it. I wanted to grab a large wooden cross, set fire to it and parade around outside the Strause family home.