Egg on Sulaco

[OpenMaw]

Parker survives, Ripley get's sidelined in the sequel. Parker goes with the marines to LV-426, fights off the dog Alien, is cloned, becomes Parker 8, single-handedly saves Earth from an all out Alien invasion. Goes on to destroy David once and for all.

Still doesn't get his bonus.

[Huggs]

Parker survives, Ripley get's sidelined in the sequel. Parker goes with the marines to LV-426, fights off the dog Alien, is cloned, becomes Parker 8, single-handedly saves Earth from an all out Alien invasion. Goes on to destroy David once and for all.

Still doesn't get his bonus.

After credits fight between Parker with his meat hook, and Dillon with his axe. Winner has to face regular Ripley in the sequel, and be the bad guy. Loser has to impregnate ash, thus creating the biomechanical alien, and setting up a remake of the first movie, with David taking Ash's place.

[whiterabbit]

haha Parker with an m41a pulse rifle screaming "it's time we discuss the bonus situation". The Aliens then agree to give him a full share and all's right with the world.

[OpenMaw]

Deadliest creatures in the universe.

But incredibly reasonable business partners.

I imagine Aliens have the voice of the Brain Gremlin when conducting business deals.

[whiterabbit]

One thing is clear. The only way in hell they'll get Parker to go back out is if they promise him double shares and include a clause to discuss the bonus situation at every instance of a xenomorph.

f**k, I just realized, Hudson and Parker describing the alien would be an epic scene. Huge Bugs!

[HuDaFuK]

But incredibly reasonable business partners.

It's not like you'll ever see them f*cking each other over for a God damn percentage.

[Vermillion]

[whiterabbit]

I wonder if aliens can be disappointed?

[Vermillion]

[Mystic Lemons]

I can't believe this thread is still alive after twelve years

(It was Bishop)

[Rankles75]

I can't believe this thread is still alive after twelve years

(It was Bishop)

It's a testament to the ludicrous lengths people will go to in order to explain away a clear cock up...

[Vermillion]

[whiterabbit]

But Bishop did do it. We all know Bishop is just David in a Bishop skin.

[The Old One]

If this goes on any longer we're going to have to develop shorthand for our suppositions.

[whiterabbit]

Some days I wish I would have went into film just to be able to create the perfect Bishop done it film. I would disguise the film as any old alien movie but then would have it tie directly into Aliens during which we follow Bishop stealing alien eggs and sabotaging support beams.