Reproduction Method Official

Started by SuicideDoors, Oct 26, 2007, 08:01:45 AM

Do you like the new addition to the lifecycle?

Love it!
80 (21.6%)
Pretty Cool
135 (36.5%)
I expected more
31 (8.4%)
Hate it
40 (10.8%)
To hell with the makers of AvP: R
30 (8.1%)
Like some aspects of it, but think it contradicts too much.
54 (14.6%)

Total Members Voted: 324

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The Chibi Kiriyama

The tampered Queen theory is a fan theory to begin with from AVP that's never been confirmed, so it's a further stretch to apply it here.

ArielAleXCo

ArielAleXCo

#646
Quote from: SiL on Oct 26, 2007, 09:33:07 PM
Queens are born Queens. We know this. They clearly look like Queens, with multiple limbs and a crown.

We also know that if an Alien can molt into a Queen, egg morphing, and Queens being born Queens, is entirely redundant.

I gave it some thought, and came up with that it's a genetic freak of nature and in no way indicative of what a normal Alien could do under normal circumstances. In a long enough time frame misshaps are going to happens, and that's what the PredAlien is; an abnormality, possibly caused by whatever steroids the Preds used the speed up the life cycle in AvP (yes, I'm accepting that bullshit for the sake of this argument) messing up how an Alien interacts with Pred biology and creating a hermaphroditic freak of nature with a mutated reproductive method.

It's not a Queen, or a drone, but a mix of both which can utilise a hybrid version of the available reproductive methods of both - Egg morphing and egg laying. If it molts throughout the movie, that's part of the f**k up.

There. Problem solved.


if you are "underage" skip the next part

you idiot... you are born a "MAN" but you dont get to -f**k- until you are all fully grown... this is something similar... but more extraterrestial. it makes sense... and might look cool on screen if they went more like into hentai to this shot o more humanly into oral sex porno hardcorte stuff... also remmember the aliens where supposed to be "dick-heads"

FACEBOX

FACEBOX

#647
Quote from: The Chibi Kiriyama on Oct 27, 2007, 05:12:20 AM
The tampered Queen theory is a fan theory to begin with from AVP that's never been confirmed, so it's a further stretch to apply it here.

I know, I know...... but this sure is easier to swallow than simply accepting this new life-cycle crap.

ashion

ashion

#648
I'm taking all this with a grain of salt. Will see what will happen in the movie where this is concerned and wait to see if its effective/works or not.
Really if you think about it, getting facehuggered is one thing, it knocks you out as soon as it gets a good grip on you, then you wake up with a bit of time to see whats happened before you 'give birth'. In this case your gonna be wide awake for the whole ordeal (this is guessing of course)... that has gotta be nasty as all hell. Also the hive would still work if this is gonna be the case. Stop the host from hurt/killing themself by cocconing them and also makes sure the burster is born in a safe environment for its growth.

Noir-Gojira

Noir-Gojira

#649
I cannot say whether it is good or bad until I have seen the film, but in all honesty, I am interested in seeing how this new addition to the reproductive cycle works out.

The Twin Cs of Canon and Continuity have always been something of a stale joke anyway, and among the books, movies, video games, etc, there has been plenty variation on this whole 'queen' business already, so bring it on.

Uncanny Antman

Quote from: ArielAleXCo on Oct 27, 2007, 05:13:21 AM
you idiot... you are born a "MAN" but you dont get to -f**k- until you are all fully grown... this is something similar... but more extraterrestial.

Oh, I get it.  You're saying that before a boy becomes a man, he pukes his semen right down a chick's throat.   Best metaphor ever!

The Chibi Kiriyama

Quote from: ArielAleXCo on Oct 27, 2007, 05:13:21 AMyou idiot... you are born a "MAN" but you dont get to -f**k- until you are all fully grown... this is something similar... but more extraterrestial. it makes sense...

It still doesn't make sense, as if the Queen had such a cycle the need to produce eggs would be non-existent. And the youngest mother ever was 5, so sexual maturity and the correlation to sex and/or insemination isn't so easily defined.

Quoteand might look cool on screen if they went more like into hentai to this shot o more humanly into oral sex porno hardcorte stuff... also remmember the aliens where supposed to be "dick-heads"

No. Just...no. I've had the unfortunate luck to see some tentacle hentai, and it is nothing but disgusting crap. The Alien should have sadistic reasonings, even kill in a way that could be called "rough sex"...but there are limits to where it would just become laughable.

Sabres21768

Sabres21768

#652
Quote from: Colin_Strause on Oct 26, 2007, 08:36:26 PM
Quote from: SiL on Oct 26, 2007, 08:32:46 PM
Quote from: Dragonblaster on Oct 26, 2007, 08:29:24 PM
Did you even read what I wrote ? ???
Yees, and if it doesn't lead to egg morphing it's a continuity error. We don't know what happened to Lambert, but we have absolutely no reason to assume it was this.

We've never seen what the phase of reproduction was between a young queen and a fully aged egg laying queen.  Continuity has not only been maintained, but expanded upon.

Well, please don't let these kids opinions be the only ones you read about this.  There are plenty of us "old schoolers" who really do like everything you guys have come up with for this movie.  This forum really is jus alot of really immature people ranting on and on about things they don't even really know that much about.

If you get a chance, please come by The Hive.  We'd love to have an "adult" conversation about the movie.

http://www.thehiveforum.net/forum/index.php

The Chibi Kiriyama

It's kind of funny how you both bash us and promote another forum at the same time. :D

SiL

SiL

#654
I find your post ironic in that most of the 'kids' are the ones defending the changes, and the adults are the ones sitting down and laying out why it doesn't work.

Ballzanya

Ballzanya

#655
Quote from: The Chibi Kiriyama on Oct 27, 2007, 05:32:10 AM
It's kind of funny how you both bash us and promote another forum at the same time. :D

Yeah as if saying f**k your forum, ours is better isn't immature.  ::)

TheAncientEnemy

The whole Alien franchise is turning into Tremors.

When do we get a direct-to-Sci-Fi-Channel movie?

Ballzanya

Ballzanya

#657
Quote from: SiL on Oct 27, 2007, 05:34:07 AM
I find your post ironic in that most of the 'kids' are the ones defending the changes, and the adults are the ones sitting down and laying out why it doesn't work.

That's the thing the 13-14 yr olds aren't smart enough to know why certain things don't make sense.

Quote from: TheAncientEnemy on Oct 27, 2007, 05:35:35 AM
The whole Alien franchise is turning into Tremors.

When do we get a direct-to-Sci-Fi-Channel movie?

sadly that is a good analogy for this. The first one was normal, then the second one had one with legs, a little harder to take seriously, then you get the "assblasters" by the third. lol

xenomorph36

xenomorph36

#658
Quote from: Uncanny Antman on Oct 27, 2007, 05:25:28 AM
Quote from: ArielAleXCo on Oct 27, 2007, 05:13:21 AM
you idiot... you are born a "MAN" but you dont get to -f**k- until you are all fully grown... this is something similar... but more extraterrestial.

Oh, I get it.  You're saying that before a boy becomes a man, he pukes his semen right down a chick's throat.   Best metaphor ever!

LMFAO!!!

TheAncientEnemy

Quote from: ballzanya on Oct 27, 2007, 05:38:04 AM
Quote from: TheAncientEnemy on Oct 27, 2007, 05:35:35 AM
The whole Alien franchise is turning into Tremors.

When do we get a direct-to-Sci-Fi-Channel movie?

sadly that is a good analogy for this. The first one was normal, then the second one had one with legs, a little harder to take seriously, then you get the "assblasters" by the third. lol

While Tremors was not meant to really be taken seriously I still thought that the creature design was top notch. Anyway, they kept messing with the life cycle of the creatures in that franchise as well until it made no sense at all. Granted, the fact that the sequels captured none of the original's fun didn't help either.

Sound familiar?

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