New interview with Randy Pitchford

[Local Trouble]

If Corporal Hicks ever interviewed Randy, I imagine him doing this instead of asking any questions...

[The Cruentus]

Or maybe he would bring out the re-educating metal pipe.

[Local Trouble]

Spare the pipe, spoil the Randy?

[Huggs]

Or maybe he would bring out the re-educating metal pipe.

I believe it was a piece of rebar, with some meat on the end of it. Alittle something left over from Junior. 

[Local Trouble]

He should give it a name: James Rebar.

[Frosty Venom]

Man f*ck that guy and Sega. I was so hyped for this game for a LONG time, always keeping up with any updates. That "finished gameplay" footage was totally badass but it was also a complete lie. Randy is the biggest slime.

Hopefully one day we get a good Aliens game.

[Local Trouble]

Have you no forgiveness in your heart?

[Frosty Venom]

Not for Colonial Marines. That can never be forgiven. It's a serious taint on the franchise.

How hard can it be to make a good Aliens game? All the mechanics are there from the movies and older games!

[Local Trouble]

Like anime unforgivable? 

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsUnforgivable

[Xenomrph]

He should give it a name: James Rebar.

[The Old One]

Biblical unforgivable.

[Huggs]

God forgives, James Rebar sorts em' out.

[Xenomrph]

Maybe Randy should stop by Fury 161 - they tolerate everybody, even the intolerable.

[Local Trouble]

Does their vow of celibacy also include Randy?

[The Cruentus]

God forgives, James Rebar sorts em' out.

I don't think we will be able to re-educate them, too far gone.