I went to the store with my father a few hours ago, and this guy was standing outside on a smoke break. There was a U-Boat loaded with toilet paper just inside the door. He pointed at it and said, "You see that? That's the last of the toilet paper between here and Nashville".
The manager was leaning against the U-boat, passing out the TP to whoever wanted some, one package per person. By the time we checked out 5 minutes later, it was all gone. Crazy.