Just Talk.

Started by Amaterasu, Aug 22, 2013, 02:02:12 AM

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Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#18990
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Mar 11, 2020, 08:13:04 AM
XenoZip and Royal Jelly are old news. It's all about that accelerant now.

Make sure Necro is up to date with the news  ;D

Huggs

Huggs

#18991
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 11, 2020, 02:49:49 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Mar 11, 2020, 08:13:04 AM
XenoZip and Royal Jelly are old news. It's all about that accelerant now.

Make sure Necro is up to date with the news  ;D


Oh, he knows.

Immortan Jonesy

Immortan Jonesy

#18992
Quote from: Huggs on Mar 11, 2020, 06:10:54 PM
Quote from: Immortan Jonesy on Mar 11, 2020, 02:49:49 PM
Quote from: Corporal Hicks on Mar 11, 2020, 08:13:04 AM
XenoZip and Royal Jelly are old news. It's all about that accelerant now.

Make sure Necro is up to date with the news  ;D


Oh, he knows.

Someday the Juice Thread will come back from death, like phoenix! 🔥 8)

Voodoo Magic

Voodoo Magic

#18993
That thread mostly gave me nightmares.

Mostly.

Gr33n M4n

Gr33n M4n

#18994
I think my cat's pregnant.

Huggs

Huggs

#18995
Quote from: Gr33n M4n on Mar 13, 2020, 03:09:14 AM
I think my cat's pregnant.

How long you two been goin' steady?

Spoiler
;) I kid, I kid.
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Voodoo Magic

Voodoo Magic

#18996

Huggs

Huggs

#18997
I went to the store with my father a few hours ago, and this guy was standing outside on a smoke break. There was a U-Boat loaded with toilet paper just inside the door. He pointed at it and said, "You see that? That's the last of the toilet paper between here and Nashville".

The manager was leaning against the U-boat, passing out the TP to whoever wanted some, one package per person. By the time we checked out 5 minutes later, it was all gone. Crazy.

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#18998
I think I might order a bidet on Amazon.

Huggs

Huggs

#18999
What you need is a Ferguson.


Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#19000
Considering I just had to unclog my toilet for the upteenth time after dropping just a moderate payload, I can't help but agree.

Huggs

Huggs

#19001
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 15, 2020, 10:56:50 PM
Considering I just had to unclog my toilet for the upteenth time after dropping just a moderate payload, I can't help but agree.

Little trick I learned in the war. When your toilet is clogged, flush it until the bowl fills up. Take a toilet brush, and ram it in and out of the hole a few times. The water will do the same, basically creating a large water ram that will blow through just about anything.

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#19002
That sounds painful.

Huggs

Huggs

#19003
Wrong hole.


Corporal Hicks

Corporal Hicks

#19004
Quote from: Local Trouble on Mar 15, 2020, 10:19:56 PM
I think I might order a bidet on Amazon.

I've been saying to my mrs that this mad rush over the toilet paper is just a conspiracy orchestrated by the bidet companies to sell more...

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